A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 537

Going on vacation with her next week...as friends.

 

The 46 minutes she was in erotic dan fiction was a good time.

 

I mean..if she's worth the friendship, that's very positive.

 

She is.

I realized a small part of me is hoping she's like, "So..." on this trip. But doubtful.

 

How do people enjoy dating?

 

One day, I'll find someone. Until then, I'm going to go through life with awkward dates and occasional hookups.

 

Speaking of that, I've got like 3-4 people going at once on Tinder. That never happens.

 

tends to be how it goes for whatever reason. will have no options and then suddenly like 4 options. which then results in me fucking up every single option. Like, I really liked this one girl and fucked it up by passing out in my bed right before we were about have sex cuz I hadn't eaten and was drunk off my ass.

 

I'm comfortable with dating it doesn't really stress me out but i know i'm bad at it. people don't really do the traditional dating thing in Isla Vista though. it's like yo come over tonight it's lit and then you have sex and if it was good enough you'll do it again.

 

Worst Tinder date I ever had was this girl who lived in Washington (MO), we talked for a little bit and then agreed on a date. The original plan was to go to this Mexican restaurant but when I got to her place, she decided to change that to going to this hot dog stand that's like the biggest in the world according to Guinness. The food was okay, I personally hate hot dogs but I bared with it because it's a date. So we go back to her place and watch American Horror Story while her super hyperactive dog ran around the place and would not sit or lie down no matter how much he was asked. Eventually, hanky panky gets going, with her dog being put in the bathroom beforehand so no distractions could take place. Well wouldn't you know it, the dog start howling and crying while we're doing our thing so she would literally have to stop and yell at this dog to shut up so she could get laid. All I could do was just laugh at the situation. There was no second date.

 

sounds ruff.

 

#qualitypunson

 

I approve

 

Dustin's avatar made me flashback to the end of the first Berserk season and now I'm sad.

 

im in encinitas and gonna see if i can milk a couple dates out of my time here.

 

Or is that Guts? I have no idea, I'm too tired to tell.

 

if been having loads (lol) more success in the sex department after quitting my meds. crazy how that shit literally just kills any and all sex drive.

 

I will say that I want to go and rewatch Neon Genesis Evangelion, it's time to get depressed and have an existential crisis... AGAIN.

 

i never made it through neon genesis

 

It's worth it. Make sure you watch the movie that ends the series too, it better explains just what the fuck happened at the end of that show.

 

i wonder how the death note netflix series is gonna be. shitty. probably.

 

Neon Genesis sounds like an indie band, I think I'm thinking of Neon Indian and Perfume Genius mashed together

 

Indian Perfume.

 

we got a lot going on here guys.