A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 518

When I first heard of "memes" in 2011, I called them "Me-Me's"

 

My favorite thing in life is that my parents think they need to create new email accounts for every device they use.


Hahah fuckin old people..

 

My boss one time had to tell me her password to log onto her computer and it was something like summatimehottie69 or somethin' super ridiculous . She was like 50 at the time. She tried to spell it out so i didn't pick up on it Bitch, i heard you

 

ilovetoeatchocolatefoundinsandwaitthatsnotchocolatefuckme that's my password

 

Mine used to be SpeedyBlueberryMuffin84. I don;'t think anyone ever guessed it.

 

Drinking white oak aged jai alai watching spring game at work.

 

I'm waiting for a movie to start and after that I'm going out with a lawyer. Should be a disaster.

 

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.

Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.

Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.

Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.

Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Only three. The rest are true stories.

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: Cats keep trying to bury them.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand

Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

 

I'm so jealous. always wanted to try that. They had Michigan brewed Jai-Alai when I went to Perrin last month and it was excellent.

 

I already know she fucking hates dad jokes. Don't think I'll break out any lawyer bits.

 

When do I meet her

 

Okay, show her this:

 

I hear lawyers have great hands.

 

idk

ok

 

It's on limited release in cans right now, which is pretty great, but so much better on draft. Perrin, Cigar City, and Oskar Blues have a joint collab imperial stout called Triangulation that I picked up for the weekend. Excited to try those.

 

Ask her if Dustin's birthday pranks are illegal

 

good call

 

this play betta be gud. It's 2 hours long. Shioitttttttttttttt

 

I'm hoping Cigar City finally makes its way up here this year since they're owned by Oskar Blues now like Perrin.

Triangulation is solid. A pretty enjoyable Stout, I have a four pack in my fridge still.

 

I'll go back to law school to ensure they stay legal

 

Which play?

 

it's called Memory House

 

Oh I don't know that one hope you have fun

 

I won't

xD