A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 493

I used to be a police intern (relax it was 2010 and I was a child) and responded to an MVA....nothing worse than that smell. I was so sick.

 

So it just randomly happens? Sounds awful, man.

 

Police officer Chris. Catching criminals with all the small things playing

 

Yeah, flares up like twice a year


Also, the last time it came on a Friday and was gone by Sunday night. Infection was pretty bad, I think it was the cause of me fainting that Saturday am

 

I was very close. Finished 2nd in my academy entrance exams lol. Then I realized that I didn't want that life, and good god am I glad.

 

It gets even worse, he's also a Bengals fan

 

always knew chris was the police

 

Also...this is the first time I've ever mentioned that in here, so take it easy on me.

 

Nah, that stopped in 2015. I only paid attention last year in jest

 

Oh my god what has happened

 

He's my partner, I'm the rookie cop

 

*Chris starts breakdancing*

 

the DEA are revealing themselves and we're going to prison

 

He's really good at bassoon

 

This tweet is what made me join the weird twitter community

 

Serpico: A1Diaries

 

I had planned on pursuing a forensic science degree until I had 2 cops as professors who showed me that I didn't want any part of the police force. When I came to the continue in forensics or go clinical fork, I went clinical.

 

I still consider becoming a probation officer...I think keeping non-violent offenders in the community is important work.

 

I wish I remember how I discovered weird Twitter

 

We're in weird chorus.

 

This what God feel like....


Laughing to tha bank like Aahhhhaaa

 

What idiot called it Derek's birthday

 

Blink Linkin Park tour this year rumored. Ewwww

 

can't wait to see how the blink subreddit reacts!