A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 490

True, I guess if you're a billionaire, you can have a jet, helicopter, and yacht. And not know how to operate any of them.

 

There really aren't any nouveau rich things I want besides a private chef but we've got Ken

 

I saw a prototype for a yacht while Google image searching just now that has a tennis court that doubles as a helipad and I have a new life goal.

 

How much can you pay me?

 

For a billion bucks, I would fly all of you turds to a private island without wifi and leave you there. I'd then fly home.

 

SS BAZOOPER

 

It's an internship for experience

 

this one please:

 

Maybe if we pool our money...

 

Idk, but he was telling the story how he saw Boehner at home Depot and shook his hand, so I'd assume he'd be down for hanging with Cruz. I hate living in the same county as Boehner. Stupid idiot county producing two speakers of the house. Paul Ryan went to my college.

 

I have $13 in quarters. That should be a good solid base.

 

lol. amazing.

Fuck that. I already have experience.

 

I can put up another mortgage on the house I'm closing on tomorrow maybe.

 

great idea!

 

Bigly idea, master of the idea.

 

I like the risks you're putting into this venture. For the record, here's the boat we're buying

 

Garrett is ghostwriting his book

Art of the Idea

 

My "dealer" says money is "really cheap" right now.

 

Boats are a huge investment, and require a lot of upkeep. I'm not sure it would be worth my initial investment, and for those reasons, I am out.

 

Seems a little small. I don't see a runway??

 

the way my dad tells it boat stand for:

Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

i know i hate my dad too

 

Your weed dealer?

 

the submarine takes us to our private island airport

 

meth

 

Guess again!

Ooh, fair enough.