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my uncle works at chorus he'll ban you for your jokes

 

Hahahah it's all true I swear! You think that's weird? My dad works for Chiquita...yes..the banana.

 

does he have a banana stand

 

Is he a monkey?

 

really tho one time somebody trolled my little brother with "my uncle works for Microsoft and he'll kick u off xbox live hurr hurr" and it worked beautifully. my brother cried.

what he gets for stanning ted cruz

 

No, but for every school event/game/trip, there was never a shortage of bananas.

 

Peeps Re good

 

My cousin was dressed as a Chiquita banana for Halloween one year.



I thought it would be cute to incorporate a monkey into the look with monkey ears and a tail..He ended up looking like a dick and balls with the ears on. My grandma and his mom made me destroy all the photos of him which I did bc he's not my kid to be showing everyone. My gma said she's not sure if she wants grandkids by me.

 

I'm kinda the opposite, I like most of her music but that song is one of humanity's worst moments. And none of her albums are any more than simply good, to boot

 

Hatin on T Swift on a holiday. Sheesh

 

Sounds like a win

 

She also thinks I will not be accompanying her to heaven when the Rapture comes bc I wear way too much black and look like a Satanist. Somehow I'm her favorite grandkid though. I can appreciate the honesty.

 

omg that's my favorite ending to any show I have ever seen



beautiful

 

:,-)

 

Didn't know he made music. Thanks Instagram.

 

not weird
Why would that be weird? Im sick of

yea, I saw a music video pop up on YouTube the other day. Was confused AF.

 

What are you sick of ja?

 

last night made me want to punch a wall. My friend (and boss) brought four girls he met (that night) over here and me and them hit it off really well. to the point where when they "went to the bathroom: aka status checks" they invited me so I went with them. they basically told me my friend was making them uncomfortable so I had him leave. All of them brought me up to my room and things were 'escalating' when my boss calls me and says if i do anything it's a betrayal of trust and friendship and would tarnish our professional relationship so i had all of the girls leave. WTTTTFAASFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDFASDF

 

Sounds like an interesting evening.

 

I mean ok I'm sorry I sound like a dick here but that's not a situation the happens everyday where that kind of thing can go down so to have my boss totally screw me over on it was very frustrating.

 

and like, it's not the fact it didn't happen cuz I could care less, it's just the the way he treated the situation

 

The attack on Chiquita!!

 

24: Live Tour

 

24 Legacy is trash. Had to stop after two episodes.

Needed a new writing staff.

 

I never liked 24. It's style was way too hectic for me.