A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 384

Arby's in my opinion is the slowest.

 

Neat. Except for when I saw her mix a bloody mary. There was ice in that one. Maybe she has an iron deficiency or something?

 

Slowest I've experienced is Chick Fil A, then Arby's, then probably Culver's

Fastest is Wendy's for me

 

It's a pretty badass way to address an iron deficiency

 

Lol bloody Mary

 

She implodes

 

Where's @lish ?

 

most of those tlc/hgtv shows are so fucking bizarre that they HAVE to be completely fake for the most part.


There was one that was "extreme timesavers" or some shit, and the entire episode was about the husband and wife planning his birthday party. I would say every scene contained a reference to them making this birthday party go quick so he has time for the "special gift she has for him after"


it's implied to be sex. especially when they go into their bedroom so she can "give him his gift"

 

Where do you even get animals blood from? Or does she kill animals? Can you order it online? Maybe you go to a slaughterhouse? Fuck I don't know lol

 

What I'm most interested in is how one gets into drinking animal blood in the first place. Does it start with a craving? An accidental consumption early in life? Wtf is it?

 

Goth phase

 

I'm so glad I never fell into that.

Never have I ever worn UFO pants.

 

in another episode a guy was set up by his sister or friend* set him up on a date with a girl (he doesn't have time for dating!) and when it was taking too long he had them blend up the main course (because who has time for chewing?). He also has 10 TVs and watches them all at once.



*I say friend because, and I know some stereotyping comes into play here, many of these shows they reveal their "weirdness" (addiction or cheapskate or whatever) is so clearly someone so vastly different that they have to be actors. Like, there's no way a 25 year old guy who wears a suit is close friends with a 65 year old woman who reuses paper towels for toilet paper

 

Yeah, House Hunters is completely fake. Ruined the show for me (not that I thought very highly of it to begin with). That and the people lol.

 

Carrie enthusiasts

 

House Hunters at least seems somewhat realistic. And really the only fake thing is that they've already bought the house, right?

 

I'm not a violent person, but one glimpse of the property brothers sends me into psychomode.

 

their faces look like they each have two halves of different faces. like, if you took half of one's face and half of the other's, they'd look less odd.


i've made a render of this; trust me

 

I'm not sure if any of you have noticed but I overanalyze everyfuckingthing.

 

Yeah they've already bought the house and might be living in it already. So the whole setup is entirely fake. They aren't actually evaluating different homes. They aren't hunting. They're done. It's all pretend.

I don't like the brothers, but I do enjoy seeing the before/after.

Love It or List it... or bust, in my book.

 

I love the idea of her just buying steaks or chicken breast and not eating them, just draining the blood portion

 

My intestines would end up on the floor if I ate raw meat.

 

Same

 

Having a really bad week. Just... really bad. Trying not to bring all my negativity around here. And keeping up with the thread is stressing me out lol

 

We have new friends in the thread so that's a positive

Hopefully everything is on the upswing