A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 383

never forget

 

I'm cracking jokes but I wish someone would love and take care of me like he does with Chase the car.

 

Pencils seem like they'd be too stiff and dangerous to do that with.

 

Maybe you'll understand some day when you're older.

 

You did

 

the thought of someone dry humping their steering wheel to REO Speedwagon is very funny to me

 

What, this slot is just for USBs?

 

Where is my tax return

 

Cars 2

 

Bend over and I'll show you.

 

Prepare the butt pencils

 

Not going to remove it.

 

Oh it's a quote from that? Weird

 

He can do a remake : Pimp My Ride : Electric Boogaloo

 

Pimp My Ride Literally

 

This girl drinks 7 liters of animal blood a week. Something tells me I'm going to be watching this shit for the rest of the day.

 

Neat or on the rocks?

 

I could only imagine what that would do to the bowels. Ewwww

 

and what happens if she is on her periods ?

 

Whoa, sounds like Satan to vegan's everywhere

 

It's rowdy in here today. I like it.

 

She loves Insane Clown Posse

 

It's metal

 

I missed the Chick-Fil-A talk, but yeah, I've never had to wait more than 5 minutes ever there so I'm always surprised when people talk about having to wait in long lines. They're easily the fastest chain around here. Taco Bell is by far the slowest.

My only complaint with the chain is they removed the spicy chicken biscuit from the breakfast menu. That was my lifeblood working retail on opening days.