A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 379

why would you want either of those things on an egg mcmuffin? It's perfect already.

 

I need to invest in a screen I can put up so I can tan on my back porch without my neighbor being able to see me from theirs. This would be the most vain purchase of my life.

 

Chicken biscuits from chic fil a are untouchable. Easily number 1

 

An unhealthy obsession with gifs, two raw eggs for breakfast and drinking a pint or two of virgin's blood before bed and VOILA!

 

Okay....


I've eaten tastier cardboard.


Just kidding.

 

With select mornings requiring the chicken minis. That bread has to be laced with crack.

 

I'm having some privacy features built into my deck. I was thinking it'd be rude at first, but your/my neighbors probably like their privacy too.

 

It isn't great, but maybe I need to try the bowls. I've only had the crunch wrap and the garbage waffle taco they had

 

I wanted to have off-setting slats in our railing, but my uncle's didn't listen to me (we had the wood to do it) when they built the railing segments.

 

Eating a napkin or paper towel really isn't all that bad.

Docs thought I had Pica for the longest time bc of eating paper and eating ice while sitting on the couch smelling dishwasher liquid detergent from the bottle.

Turns out I'm just a fucking weirdo. I still do the ice and detergent thing occasionally but I don't eat paper.

 

I prefer chocolate starfish and hot dog flavored water for breakfast

 

I think I had pica as a kid, I've eaten napkins too

 

When it is done, I'm stopping by

 

Yeah, I never felt weird about eating it for some reason.

 

Tell @dadbolt to get some party supplies. He can start decorating since he's already living there.

 

I'll come by in December.

 

For the Thursday holiday show?
I thought you'd be by when September ends.

 

wake him up when september ends

 

Dec bro


The fuck is with this green day quote

 

lol exactly

Why December? Decks in PA are best during the summer.

Fuck Green Day.

 

Sausage McMuffin w/ egg

 

for the Thursday show

 

oh cool. I heard they're breaking up. Then Thrice is going to break up a day later.

 

got second row tickets to mike birbiglia in september! so pumped.

 

WTH, Charlie Murphy died?!

Oh, I didn't know he was battling leukemia. RIP. That's so sad.