A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 350

100% accurate. With the door open in fact.

 

Basically chatting turning into shitting on me and my opinions.

Sound familiar?

 

HI

 

Food thread numero dos, I see.

 

I'd say worse

 

let's not say things we don't mean

 

Lol I put butter on my bagel today and thought of Colby the whole time.



If you are sick of this joke, let us know

 

I am coughing myself to death

 

Yes, please do. I always think about him too lol @Dirty Sanchez

 

Maybe a bit. But if you're ACTUALLY thinking about me?! I'll allow it.


I've learned to accept it at this point

 

My last name opens me up to jokes. I'm going to spell it nirE incase someone from work googles me or something. *Yeah, right like I'm someone important enough to be googled.* Never too careful.

A lot of people call me by my last name but these were from highschool.

nirE "GivesMeA" Woody
Woody Woodpecker

 

Did you ever get Morning Wood-y?

 

YES! I can't believe I forgot that one.

 

Yes

 

Dammit missed the context

 

Whaaat lol.

 

Still appropriate!

 

Is that a blink song?

"Coughing to death and fading fast. Life is too short to breath right"

 

Back tracking a bit to what @ChrisCantWrite said for a sec.

I just figured out that I rarely stand to pee when I'm home.

1 of 2 things happen. Either my son screams his head off and had a meltdown cuz I went to the back of the house and he can't see me or 2 I have to bake him trying to catch my stream

 

Fixed

 

What is this? A school for ants?

Hi friends, Happy Passover.

Mom's going to war with a bitchy teacher for my "new sister" tomorrow morning so she's definitely confirmed as family now, haha.

 

Baking him seems like an over reaction.

#SitDownPeeForLife

 

Does anyone besides me say correctamundo?

 

Probably not. Lol

 

Did shrooms last night, feel like a different but better person.