Post Your Picture Thread • Page 102

Hello Reddit, I'm US soccer goalkeeper Tim Howard, AMA!

 

@oldjersey where da fuq our pic

 

Boom

 

stinky behind us

 

And that fuckin purple light

 

how else will we know women are wrestling.

 

I'm an enigma, Ian

 

same

 

WAITING FOR RADIOHEAD!! THANX FOR ENCOURAGING ME TO TAKE A CHANCE ON STUBHUB, RADIOHEAD THREAD PEEPS!! IM DYING! JONNY GREENWOOD IS MY FAVORITE MUSICIAN OF ALL TIME

 

YES I DIDNT KNOW YOU GOT A TICK! Wooooooooo

 

I love how no one else is there behind you. I do the same thing lol l

 

Haha we had to get to the venue cause it's like 3 hours away with no traffic so we left early just in case and we were planning on eating first but when I saw the line forming I was like naaaw I'm getting in there cause if they double sold my ticket I wanna be the first in so the other buyer gets screwed and not me! And if it was fake id have to drivr 3 hours back and wanted to find that out sooner than later lmao

 

That must have been a riveting experience hahaha. Happy for ya. Enjoy.

 

Most people assume they're mine, but these two cousins of mine are just the best. And now that they're on the same basketball team I'm experiencing new levels of false-parental emotions.

 

G$ that's the pic you show people to price you have 2 kids by 28 right?

 

Was taking a pic of my poofy hair to send to someone, afterwards I added a black and white filter and this is my favorite pic taken of me in a long time. #MYSPACE_EMO_4_LYFE

 

last minute had the responsibility to walk a dog during a wedding and i was NOT MAD AT ABOUT IT. 1. nobody looked at me cause they were looking at the dog 2. look at her dress! (my sister in law is a fashion teacher and it was made by one of her students...dying)

it truly was the ultimate plan. i cant deal with that amount of people looking at me so it alleviated some of that for sure. also i was parked behind a pole during the ceremony so i was stoked as hell.

 

I'm also jealous the wedding is inside! Tired of outdoor weddings and being exposed to like sun and air and nature! You look gorgeous!

 

girl, i feel you. i used to assist for a photographer and i second shot outside weddings all the time......maybe cause i was working but i died from the weather all the time. either too cold or too hot! also nearly had a swan attack us at one too..they ARE NOT FRIENDLY! i got stung be a bee at another...like no! that aint fun! thank ya!!!

 

Swans and geese are straight up assholes like 24/7.

 

Geese are worthless trash birds

 

Post of the month right here folks

 

A goose attacked me once. I used a trashcan lid as a shield and fought that son of a bitch off medieval style.

 

Once upon a time, on a field frequented by geese, my father, step mother, brother and myself were kicking a football (soccer to you American types) around. This is early days for my father and step mother (they weren't married at this point) and I must have been around 7. My step mother passes the ball to me and is unwittingly tricked by an absent goose. I also have been tricked. I'm concentrating solely on the football, as a heap of goose shit, dislodged from beneath the ball, hits me in the face.

My father just about pissed himself.

I hate geese.

 

A seagull has shit on my mom 90% of the times we/they've been to the beach and we've been A LOT. She wants to get sun so she lays out and isn't under the umbrella. It's hysterical. She gets so mad.