A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 308

Damn, you'll never get those 2 cigs back.

 

you might need those two cigarettes to suffocate the bacteria -> in case you swallow some apple seeds.

 

I think the juxtaposition of smoking coffin nails and talking about the lack of an afterlife left her shook. so in a way she paid for it.

 

Good advice.

 

life hack: swallow apple seeds, apple tree grows in stomach, apples fall from tree, automatic nutrition achieved.

 

Except apple seeds carry dangerous bacteria that only can be gotten rid of by vomiting the seeds out or smoking cigarettes to kill the bacteria.

 

THIS IS HOW YOU ASK THE USER WHAT SIZE SPHERE THEY WANT CALCULATED IN ASSEMBLY:


FUCK ASSEMBLY





.text
.global _start

_start:


askRadius:
mov $4, %eax
mov $1, %ebx
mov $enterRadius, %ecx
mov $radiusLen, %edx
int $0x80

readRadius:
mov $3, %eax
mov $0, %ebx
mov $number, %ecx
mov $25, %edx
int $0x80

decl %eax
mov %eax, %edi
xorl %eax, %eax
movl $number, %ebx


calculateRadiusloop:



dec %edi


movb (%ebx), %cl
incb %bl
subb $'0', %cl
addb %cl, %al
movb $10, %dl
imulb ten

cmp $0, %edi
jnz calculateRadiusloop

movl ten, %ecx
xorl %edx, %edx
divl %ecx
movl %eax, radius



findVolume:



imull radius
imull radius
imull eightyEight /
xorl %edx, %edx
divl three
xorl %edx, %edx
divl seven
movl %eax, calculatedVol

divideVolume:

inc %edi
xorl %edx, %edx
divl ten
push %edx

cmp zero, %eax
jnz divideVolume


printVolumeMsg:

/* Print volume message: "The volume of the sphere is: " */
mov $4, %eax
mov $1, %ebx
mov $volumeMessage, %ecx /* Put the address of prompt in ecx */
mov $volumeMessageLen, %edx
int $0x80 /* Call to the Linux OS */
movl calculatedVol, %eax



convertandPrintAgain:

pop %edx
dec %edi

addl $'0', %edx
mov %edx, converted

movl $4, %eax
movl $1, %ebx
movl $converted, %ecx
movl $1, %edx
int $0x80

cmp zero, %edi
jnz convertandPrintAgain


movl $4, %eax /* The system call for write (sys_write) */
movl $1, %ebx /* File descriptor 1 - standard output */
movl $tab, %ecx /* Put the address of prompt in ecx */
movl $tabLen, %edx
int $0x80


exit:
mov $1, %eax
mov $1, %ebx
int $0x80 /* Direct call to Linux */

printTab:




.data


number: .int 0
radius: .int 0
calculatedVol: .int 0
eightyEight: .int 88
ten: .int 10
seven: .int 7
three: .int 3
zero: .int 0

/* Below are all the strings that are used in the program */
converted: .ascii ""

enterRadius: .ascii "Enter radius of sphere: "
.equ radiusLen, . - enterRadius

tab: .ascii "\n"
.equ tabLen, . - tab

volumeMessage: .ascii "The volume of sphere: "
.equ volumeMessageLen, . - volumeMessage

 

she asked the usual question of "where does our conscious energy go when we die" to which I replied "bugs, beetles, and bacteria"

 

is this connected to my cloud drive

 

This is a family website delete this filth

 

*serj voice* why have you forsaken me

 

time to google system of a down and see what they are up to now.

 

don't you mean "down to"

 

I don't believe in the classic idea of soul or reincarnation. But my understanding of physics doesn't leave me with THAT bleak of an outlook. Trip on some mushies guys.

 

I do wonder why we're on this Earth but in more of a not cool fam way

 

When I go, just put me in the trash.

 

I've tripped. Still feels like this is all there is.

 

learning physics has only deepened my appreciation for life and the universe. as a physics major I confirm there are things out there that our bigger than us.

 

man the math in physics gets so deep it can almost feel like you're reading the DNA if the universe, so to speak. Things start getting very weird. For as much as we know, we know very little. 100 years from now and our understanding of the natural world will be completely changed.

 

That was the plan

 

Dirty trash

 

Yes we know who you are

 

damn. People are not happy today!

 

Fuck shit fuck fuck dhit fuck