A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 307

Lupus
Death
Bone explosion

 

It's constipation.

 

I'm congested and drippy and sore throated

 

The woooooooooorst. Go get some OJ and wonton soup!

 

I wish I had access to those. I thought about calling in sick but here I am

 

WebMD really knows how to up the stakes quickly. "Drink more water or it might be brain cancer."

 

ikr. I mean, eat a banana, take a probiotic, and drink some smartwater.

and go get all the blood tests

 

It's cute you think I have insurance

 

IT'S FREE WHEN CANCER

But like do a full workup with like all of the body scans and stuff out of pocket because you're a ballaaaaa

 

The last part of the first post and the entire second post were sarcastic btw.

 

I know ;)

 

lol okay good. I'm not through my coffee so I couldn't tell if you could tell

 

I'm no Doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. It's got to be... Boneitis.

 

Hi no Dr, i'm dadbolt

 

Guys/Gals don't you know that we are all rotting from the inside out, and we are supposed to be fine with it!

Just go into the light, and hope you come out the other side at a time where life expectancy is a couple centuries (And ideally we are off this planet).

 

Stop watching so much Bones Garrett

 

if i go into the light im fucking staying

 

it's 6:30am here. my stupid brain woke me up at like 5:30. sometimes I feel like my brain doesn't even really know me, ya know? hurts man. jk.

 

existence is a tough deal to take I agree with this.

 

I don't believe in re-incarnation but that's mostly cuz I don't believe in souls.

 

I don't believe in reincarnation either, but that's because why lol

 

I was talking about physics and how it relates to consciousness to this girl and basically wooed her to death (it's a pun, mom) when I said once we die that's it, there's nothing. in reality she just smoked two of my cigs and then dipped

 

This is my qualm with having children. What if dadbolts up there enjoying his afterlife, smoking the never ending blunt, and then is suddenly snatched back down to earth to be kid #7 to the Clements fam in the dusty trails mobile home park in Alabama.

 

going through some old assembly code that I wrote and damn, I hate assembly code.