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Can you eat fruit? Those mini tangerines are dank af. I've never been a fan of sweets but if I'm craving something sweet that' my goto.

 

Probably. Haven't gotten any info on it

 

Can we?
Can we kill each other quickly?
Quick enough so I won't feel it?

 

i was thinking that and the Netflix thread lol

 

Also I'm mostly regular but wouldn't say I take dumps, more just poops.

 

You are missing out. 100%.

 

That'd kill me too

 

Hey I can't help it, tell my body that.

Let's put it this way my cat takes bigger shirts than me, hell sometimes my son does too

 

See a Doctor.

 

Calling Dr. Ken, Medicine Woman

 

bigger shirts than you? how fucking big is your cat??

 

I don't eat enough vegetables/fiber most likely

 

and why is it wearing shirts lmao

 

You'd have to see him to believe it

 

"Working hard or hardly working amirite boys. Don't talk to me till I've had my catnip."

 

Get me that report on my desk by 5
Cough hairball

 

"Feeling fine and feelin feline"

 

wtf is going on


Colby has a cat who takes bigger shits and wears bigger t-shirts than him? wtf

 

Yes and yes. Colby might be a cat himself.

 

ya think ya know somebody

 

just a small man with a big cat trying to make his way through life. That's my pitch for the sit-com.

 

Turns out they're a cat who wears little shirts and takes even smaller poops.

 

coming to NBC this Fall, it's "The Colbster".