Food • Page 922

1) why no candy bars for years?
2) why'd you decide to break the steak

 

tbh I was struggling with an eating disorder for a while there (beyond obsessively using the microwave) and so I've spent the last few weeks trying to figure my shit out

 

Holy lol. Why the fuck would you microwave a candy bar?

 

Haha, I must have miscommunicated. I didn't microwave a candy bar. I actually like to freeze chocolate. It is the one thing free from the radiation in my life

 

No you didn't this is all Colby's fault

That's always a safe bet

 

got em

 

Send help this waiter is all about the banter which is fine but then I panic cause I'm not quick or clever or a smooth talker so I'm just like argh are you joking or not idk?? Apparently I'm not alone cause another customer looked like he was gonna smack him haha

 

Sometimes I don't mind talking. Most of the time I just want my food without the unnecessary social pressure.

 

I hate people who sit on the same side of the table instead of across from each other like regular human beings.

 

I think it's because it's easier to share food that way, and also conversations maybe

 

It's also easiest for sneaky public hand j's

 

That's what I assumed. Why would you want to have your dick out around the food tho? Or is dick the appetizer?

 

No way is sitting next to each other is more conducive to having conversation unless you're whispering sensually in each other's ear

 

is that not how most people communicate?
that explains a lot

 

everyone sits across from me

because I want my personal space

 

This has butter in it so I thought I'd share.

 

Hell yeah

 

The joys of being alone in a crowded restaurant. I go straight to the bar and skip the 30 minute wait.

 

I've never wanted butter more than I do right now

 

Worst sub ever. My friend ate the rest bc he liked it.

 

Yeah I got a sub there when I was hammered once and it still wasn't very good

 

How do you mess up a sandwich that bad?

 

What was wrong with it?

 

The bread was mushy which is my fave part, the meat was colder than normal, the honey mustard was almost watery. AND my friend ripped ass the entire way back and it smelled awful even when the windows were down. I almost had to stop to puke. That was just MY experience tho.

 

Uh huh Erin trying to blame it on your "friend"