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A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 216

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Garrett, Mar 7, 2017.

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  1. Garrett Mar 28, 2017
    Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I'm at the gym and I don't want to be the first person to get the free massage so I'm posted up on a bike trying to not get sweaty

    My life is so boring guys help
     
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  2. dadbolt Mar 28, 2017
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    motherfuck i have been out dad joked this is bullshit
     
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  3. Mr. Serotonin Mar 28, 2017
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    Why don't you wanna be first? :crylaugh:
     
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  4. Garrett Mar 28, 2017
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    I don't know it's just weird to walk up and be the first to say "rub my shoulders plz"
     
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  6. ChaseTx Mar 28, 2017
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    Welp, just checked my account

    Might be better if I wait till next Friday. What do you think
     
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  7. Garrett Mar 28, 2017
    Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    get me tickets too
     
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  8. Colby Searcy Mar 28, 2017
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    Try harder
     
  9. Mr. Serotonin Mar 28, 2017
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    Yeah, that would be weird :crylaugh:. Maybe just say "I'm here for the free massage, is this the right place"?
     
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  10. dadbolt Mar 28, 2017
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  11. Garrett Mar 28, 2017
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    It would inevitably come out "I hear you've got nice hands" and then I'd never be allowed back in
     
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  12. Mr. Serotonin Mar 28, 2017
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    People like hearing compliments about their hands

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Garrett Mar 28, 2017
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    Nurses compliment the veins in my hands
     
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  15. ChaseTx Mar 28, 2017
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  16. ChaseTx Mar 28, 2017
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    You have an Element now? Get tired of the pickup?
     
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  17. Colby Searcy Mar 28, 2017
    Colby Searcy

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    Embrace it!
     
  18. Colby Searcy Mar 28, 2017
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  19. dadbolt Mar 28, 2017
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    chase i don't have time for this shit
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 28, 2017
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    run away with me Platinum

    Derek was in the Fifth Element?
     
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  21. dadbolt Mar 28, 2017
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    I'm awkwardly socializing I'm doing the best I can man
     
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  24. Garrett Mar 28, 2017
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    Update I went first and got a ten minute massage as opposed to five because no one else was in line
     
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  25. Your Milkshake Mar 28, 2017
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    There not a Gorillaz thread?
     
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  26. Mr. Serotonin Mar 28, 2017
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    Would be funny if there wasn't a line because you went to the wrong person. Either way, he/she must've liked you.
     
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  27. iCarly Rae Jepsen Mar 28, 2017
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  28. Garrett Mar 28, 2017
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    She was really nice
     
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