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Unfrosted Pop Tarts are something that shouldn't exist

 

Just saw a guy in a shirt that said "Alcatraz Psycho Ward Outpatient"

So he's suffering from a psychiatric illness but isn't dangerous enough to be held long term but still bad enough that he had to go to an island prison for treatment

 

Frost it with butter brah

 

Okay, the person who I messaged on okcupid about Mass Effect replied

 

Awesome. What'd she say?

 

"Haha I haven't seen them, but I believe it facial animations are really hard to get down "


I probably offended her lol.

 

Maybe not enough for anal?

 

Hey you said she was down for it, just saying

 

This may be my favorite response you've ever had

 

I know haha. I'd do whatever my significant other would want me to do tho

 

Disappear

 

Just messing ja

 

What if they wanted you to jump off a bridge or murder someone?

 

I'm on the same train as DS - looking for love in all the wrong places...

 

I was gonna make a joke about Nintendo DS but I can't articulate one so you're all spared this time

 

i was inspired by @Dirty Sanchez to sign up for an online dating site today

i would say I've been successful the first couple of hours but I'm just waiting for that other shoe to drop.

 

Dammit guys you're really making me consider signing up

 

I've been doing it for years

You can either blame the fact that I've been single that long on me or the service, or the nature of human existence

 

I'll always remember the tinder woman who wanted to peg me lol, but she seemed too weird based on the messages

 

I don't know which one to go on

 

I'm playing cards against humanity with strangers online. That's how bored I am

 

I prefer OKC but I have Tinder and use it from time to time