General Forum Chat Thread (II) [ARCHIVED] • Page 94

I remember when I was in the top 10 for post count on here.

Now I have nothing.

 

I'm at work rn and there are no customers so I'm learning all about the cook's life
He just told me a story from when he was 5 and he and his friends all climbed to the top of this tree by a river and all pooped at the same time.

 

Sounds like a wonderful bonding experience

 

They would also apparently go to the woods with porno mags and all masturbate together when they were 12/13.

 

Jesus Christ. I don't even wanna know what they did by the time they were 18...

 

I really don't understand how "porno mags in the woods" is an experience so many young boys share. I was fishing on a lake by my house and just found boxes of them when I was around 12 years old. It felt so gross finding them there.

 

This sounds like a magical friendship.

 

My best friend when younger found some Playboys in his garage from his dad, and we looked at them and giggled, it was fun. The masturbating together part is what really weirds me out

 

I don't think I've ever been close to my friends to point where I could masterbate or poop in front of them.

 

I think you're more than "friends" if you're masturbating together

 

I had someone tell me about a game where he and his friends would masturbate into a bowl of some kinda snack, and whoever did it last had to eat it (spoiler tag 'cause totally disgusting). I want to believe that he was lying, but it's horrifying for me to think about the possibility that he might not be.

 

That's something about a biscuit.

 

All I know is that I'd win.

 

that's called limp biscuit, yes the band is named after it

 

I'm pretty sure his story involved like Doritos or something weird like that.

I had a cinnamon roll earlier today, and I'm not sure when I'll be ready to eat one again.

 

Cinnamon rolls are always a great idea until you're about halfway through one

 

Yeah, and then they become the BEST idea

 

tru

 

I'm serving a table of six priests/ministers/whatever rn and everytime I try to check how they are they're praying. Super awks.

 

Every time I eat McDonald's, I die just a little bit.

 

Every time I do anything or nothing, I die just a little bit. We're all dying. We're all going to die. Your telomeres are shortening.

 

keep it cheery @gonz (Alex)

 

OMG I love their french fries

 

Paper due at midnight? Time to get started.