A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 97

I would attend the fuck out of this birthday party.

I could wear a Deadpool costume and walk around with katanas.

 

oh it's a costume party? time for me to do the bare minimum at the last second.

 

I know what will happen if y'all invite me to a costume party

 

there ya go. Get the original scented Ozium and use it often. In a week, I doubt you'll smell anything else.

 

Here I am, in my costume:

Looking all nice. I wear 2 kinds of cologne calvin klein be and calvin klein euphoria... mix it up real good... smell real nice. This is the American dream yall. I fuckin made it.

 

i would pay money for ian to go as a bunny

 

do they have this at regular supermarkets? I'd assume not; the Walmart literally 1 minute from my work has it in stock, but I'd rather go to Stop and Shop (better groceries + gas rewards $$$$$)

 

I dunno. I usually order mine from Amazon but I've definitely seen it in WalMart and in auto parts stores. Not sure about grocery stores though.

 

Spread peanut butter evenly around the surface, that will certainly mask the smell.

 

I'd do it for free

I mean $100 cash minimum

 

i could go as the ups guy. that's a bare minimum costume.

 

I think so. Send help

 

But really some of us have big boy jobs and have shit to do.

What'd I miss in the last 10 pages. Somebody give me a recap

 

we talked about Nelly and Cam'ron and other less important things

 

It's okay, it's accurate

 

A lot of good content worth your time

 

Not saying that lightly it was a very delightful afternoon in here

 

My afternoon was spent filling Sales Tax Returns. As delightful as that huh?

 

Excerpts from my memoir were posted.

 

Damn guess I do need to go back then

 

I mean, I'm sure it would work

 

Damn right it is

 

Gonna drink and watch my college basketball team lose

 

Gonna mow the lawn and hopefully play video games after duder goes to bef

 

Then you will read thread