A1iens and A1rwaves [Archived] • Page 52

Fu k I fell asleep in my chair and woke up thinking it was like 4 am.

 

you're not my real dad. you can't ground me.

 

how could you be so fucking foolish to think it was a time that it actually wasn't. gosh. I never get anything wrong.~~~~

 

it's 4:20 blaze up

 

I feel tired as shit now. I want to stay up a bit, but then again sleeping sounds good.

 

I'll blaze DOWN thank you very much.

 

get some sleep!

 

How does this work?

 

I think I'm too awake to fall asleep now tho =_=

 

This makes me legitimately sad for some reason

 

You create an increasing pressure differential relative to going up from the ground lmao so simple. DUHHH. (jk ).

 

Lmao Mr smarty pants

 

Favorite brand of butter?

 

That's my father's name. I go by Mr. Snotty Pants.

 

On account of all the snot in my pants.

 

What's the one with the deer on it

 

jagermeister

 

That's the one. Delicious Jäger butter

 

Idk, I only use I can't believe it's not butter.

 

sounds fake tbh.

 

Butter Brand

I don't wanna know

 

Here it is. I like the picture and the name

 

I Can't Believe It's Not Colby™ butter spread ©2027

 

I blow my nose using my pants keeps my shirt cleaner but gets my pants dirty unfortunately

 

You should probably get that checked out if you're blowing your nose that much!