Men's Soccer (Football) Thread [Archived] Soccer • Page 448

I've had such a shitty day today thanks to the suspension breaking on my car. So a Sutton win would be lovely, because I have a £5 free bet on it but yeah no way that comes in lol.

 

What sort of people text into the BBC online match feed?

"Thomas Brooks: Sutton been really poor. Arsenal players want it more."

No you absolute plonker, one is a non-league team holding their own and the other is going for the bloody Premier League title.

 

That was a very dull, controlled match. Once we got one we were happy to just wear them down and once the second went in, we didn't really need to try too much.

I did think the dive and two footed tackle in the first half kind of showed Sutton in a bad light though.

 

Owen Coyle

 

Morrison's (Britains third biggest supermarket) have offered Wayne Shaw a job as a pie taster. His reply to all this?

"It was a pasty not a pie"

 

City getting fucked over

 

lol City

 

Wow Saul goal. Class strike.

 

This match just reminded me of how bad that Falcao loan was a few years ago v

 

This match just reminded me of how bad that Falcao loan was a few years ago

 

City v Monaco is bedlam.

 

Falcao fucks it and let's City back in it.

 

I hope Monaco don't regret these two pen fails.

 

Home commentary is hilarious in the CL. Apparently it's "picky" to flag someone offside for well being offside.

 

Aaaand City have it. Jesus neither team can defend.

 

What a finish by Falcao. Lol @ Stones

 

Falcao pure class. I've always said that v

 

Oh my GOD

 

Both games 3-2 to the away sides. Bonkers.

 

This round of 16 is nutty

 

Sterling dive? Nah just a fantastic tackle.

 

Fuck sake. Imagine Monaco could defend tough. They'd be fantastic.

 

pep, every time stones does a stones, extremely will arnett voice in his head: He fet un gran error

 

Zabaleta