Food • Page 809

I love biting string cheese like that!

 

I'm really funny.

 

99cent 4 piece mozz sticks at Sonic today - Just tell them you got the text

 

MIGOS - DAB OF RANCH (STUDIO QUALITY / CDQ)

Migos made me want to eat ranch.

 

Food truck didnt show up today. The sandwich I tried to eat instead was making me gag. Here's to a good meal somewhere down the road today.

 

What kinda sandwich?

 

It was roast beef, white cheese (didn't see what kind) and some kind of bread that started with a C. I covered it in mayo to try and save it but it was no use.

I burned out on these big time. It was nice while it lasted, though.

 

I'm having an awful day and the only thing I've eaten is an apple that tasted like wax.

 

Was it one of those wax apples?

 

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I ran out of chips while eating guacamole and I was looking through the pantry and found some saltine crackers. I can't believe it but it was delicious.

 

Please, no one ever make this:

 

i thought about making it to spite you but then saw ketchup and decided it wasn't worth it

 

get @Dirty Sanchez in here STAT

 

I'll do it

 

Guacamole is good with anything

 

I love BLTs and I love onions, but the two have no business being together.

 

I don't believe for a second that any of you yahoos has mastered the advanced techniques shown in that video. I can't even cut onions and peppers like that. You all couldn't make it even if you wanted to.

 

You're right. I'm a fraud. At least my name is Ken... I heard you're not even a beaver.

 

I've been trying not to eat out as much but I'm by the meat market/restaurant that has the really good fries and sandwiches and my will is weak.

 

I also can't melt cheese with my hand.

 

fuckin poser