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any fun royal rumble drinking games? I'm off monday

 

I'm fond of the 30 rack of beer game. Turn them all upside down, number them 1-30, distribute to everyone. When the person is eliminated, chug the beer with the corresponding number

 

I'll just be watching with my girlfriend but shes a champ. I like it

 

Looks like you two are in for a great night then.

I'll be making my way through a bottle of Jameson with some ginger ale. Girlfriends gonna stay sober.

 

found this on wreddit a couple days ago, rip to your liver

 

GF and I are adopting wrestlers for the rumble...she gets evens, I get odds. Drink any time your wrestler is in danger, drink 3 when eliminated. Double the amount if your wrestler is challenging/eliminating another one on your team.

Makes the Rumble doubly fun because you can make the filler matter

 

It was leaked back in December, and then they had to go ahead and just announce it in early January. Finally they just said fuck it and had him show up on Raw like Jan 19th or something.

 

That 2014 Rumble was really mind-blowing. One of the most over wrestlers in a very long time with all the momentum in the world and they didn't even put him in the damn match. Such a slap in the face to all of their fans.

And that's not even addressing the birth of Super Reigns and his 12 eliminations record.

 

Wasn't Roman somewhat over at the time though?

 

My girlfriend just told me she has to work sunday night. What a loser.

Also

 

Reigns or Cena need a heel turn, and honestly both are very unlikely.

The drinking game looks fun. Surprised that Punk is on there.

 

Well, yeah with The Shield he was. But it seems like the beginning of him being THE GUY.

 

If Omega or Punk come out you should finish your drink and then open another and finish it.

 

They're backkkkkk

 

Eh yeah I guess. He was just lucky the crowd was so fucking against Batista. Holy shit so much animosity towards Batista. Which always made me happy cause I hate em as well.

 

If Punk comes out my balls will legitimately explode.

 

Guys it's gonna happen next year so our collective balls can all explode together

 

I've been to tons of events, but nothing bigger than a Raw. I have been a manchild with a disposable income for like five years and haven't done anything cool with it. And nothing says cool like a pilgrimage for professional wrestling with a bunch of dudes I met on the internet, and their exploded balls

 

Yes. ANd oddly, that was the best strategy to get him cheered...make everyone hate Batista and the absence of D-Bry.

 

APWP Royal Rumble 2017

30 Man Royal Rumble
Final 4 (½pt each):
Final 2 (½pt each):
Winner (3pts):
Most Eliminations (½pt):
Ironman (½pt):
Kofi's Spot (½pt)**:
Surprise Entrants (Two) (½pt each)***:

WWE Universal Championship: No Disqualification (2pts)
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns
Interference (½pt)*:
Clean Finish (½pt)*:
Cage Lowered (½pt)*:
Cage Exited (½pt)*:

WWE Championship (2pts)
AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena
Clean Finish (½pt)*:
Tiebreaker (Finisher Count):

WWE Women's Championship: Zzz (1pt)
Charlotte (c) vs. Bayley

WWE Cruiserweight Championship (1pt)
Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville
Clean Finish (½pt)*:

Kickoff Match (1pt)
Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella & Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James & Natalya
X pinned by Y (½pt each):

Kickoff Match: Womens Division in 2017 (1pt)
Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Clean Finish (½pt)*:

Kickoff Match: WWE Tag Team Championship (1pt)
Cesaro & Sheamus vs. Bullet Club
Referee (½pt)****:
Ref Disagreement (½pt)*:
X pinned by Y (½pt each):

Fate of the Spanish Announce Table (½pt):

Spot Monkey (½pt):

Opening Match (½pt):



**Briefly describe Kofi's annual spot
***Angle does not count. Ellsworth does not count. NXT guys do not count.
****Name one of the two.

 

I tried to make a WM card based on what's currently going on and it's impossible. Like this Rumble, WM has a chance to be amazing this year. The current roster (along with Finn, Samoa, and maybe Nakamura) is so stacked. If that rumored card posted earlier really happens then I will have lost all faith in WWE creative.

 

Just a reminder, whoever wins the Rumble (me, suckers) goes on to defend at WM by default. Elimination Chamber & Fastlane will be for bonus WM points (a decent amount).

 

My current RR winner isn't even announced as in the match lol

 

I'm curious what will happen with Rollins/Triple H Sunday. There's gotta be some sorta of angle.

 

Do injured guys like Finn and Shelton count?