(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 362

If you have an actual kitchen, dancing around each other and reaching over each other and shit is half the fun. Gets to be like choreography (aka I totally sold you because I included that word).

 

I get more in the way like..... I will mess up the food lol. I am cursed as a food ruiner! I think it's mostly due to lack of confidence while cooking so I overthink and hesitate and I annoy ppl by taking 1000 years to do anything lol

 

I feel like getting in the way of each other in the tight confines of an apartment kitchen will lead to sex in the kitchen.

 

My ex used to cook all the time but was a terrible cook. I consider myself a pretty good cook, and I love cooking but she hated me cooking because she felt it was her job. Really annoyed me.

I cook every night now though...for myself.

 

Yuuup

 

Idk if there's food on the line like I'm gonna choose the food over the passion. Maybe while the oven is preheating or something but the food must not be delayed!!!

 

"Quicky!?

"No that's not how you pronounce quiche."

 

got a second date tonight, so I'm pretty excited/anxious as heck rn

 

First date with this girl tonight, hoping I can keep from going through January without kissing someone!

 

Update in case anyone cares, still kissless but I have another shot with the same girl Saturday!

 

My gma guilted me into a blind date Saturday with her BINGO buddies grandson.

 

I used to work at a casino and one of the regular bingo player's grandsons was a major player and caused tons of drama with the female employees lol. Be careful they can strike when least expected!!

 

O69

I have a punchline but no real set up so yeah.

 

this is some sitcom level shit right here

 

She threw the "I'd like to see you get married before I die" shit in there too for good measure.

 

I know an elderly lady who tried to set me up with her grandson.

 

kissing is bad never kiss or date or love

 

I don't think I remember how to kiss lmao which I actually thought before the last time I kissed someone and I guess I figured it out again but I still think I'm bad at it. I get antsy and don't like it lol. I have big teeth and an overbite so I feel they get in the way. But Taylor Swift can do it so I'm sure I can (no shade we're kindred teeth spirits)

 

My front tooth is a little chipped from a tragic recess accident in the fifth grade and one time after a date a guy went in to kiss me and we kinda bonked teeth and I acted like he chipped my tooth. He didn't think it was funny and I didn't get a 2nd date.

 

Sometimes I think I forget how to kiss. I also feel awkward when I kiss someone for the first time. Is this person going to be good? Are they going to be bad at kissing? Do they even want to kiss me? All these questions are going through my mind.

 

yo for real, I haven't kissed someone for the first time in like 5 years, I'm straight up dreading one of these dates getting to that point haha

 

My bff used to be engaged to this guy and didn't realize he had a fake front tooth until he took it out one day.

 

somewhat related: my biggest fear is getting a front tooth knocked out and not having dental. Idk how I'd play it off

 

A friend of mine found out she has Vertigo by passing out and knocking her 2 front teeth out on a bannister. She got them put back in at the ER and made an appointment with an oral surgeon. They released her I was walking behind her to my room so she could lay down and she fell and knocked them back out. She ended up having 2 or 3 surgeries and she had insurance but they still look kinda weird.

 

Pretty much the only reoccuring bad dream that I have is all my teeth falling out.