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The dealership I went to must have loved me. I walked in and said, 'I would like this please.' I was out of there in two hours. It was wonderful.

 

lol

You'll probably hear my screams tbh

 

Hahaha. Oh no. Parents.

 

i have 2% match rate on tinder, i have a very niche appeal

 

Good luck.

 

and this is how my dad bought his Tesla...

 

If you see a small woman running through the streets of pdx trying to escape a very tall blonde woman, that is me running for my life tbh!!

 

Ah so you're who recommended me this band. Love this record so much

 

This is good

 

omg two hours is quick??? fml why god why

 

I wish I had gotten a Tesla. Way out of my price range last year. Got myself a Mini instead. Its just adorable.

 

Tinder is racist. Fuck you tinder.

 

Guys, guys, it's cool. I know you just saw a ninja on a motorcycle, but they're not related ... one was just car shopping.

 

My favorite ninja

 

It's my go to for anyone. It's such a wonderful record. I don't think a single person I've recommended it to hasn't been super into it.

Definitely check out their other stuff. Their newer albums have been a lot more low key. Their older stuff can be pretty chaotic at times.

This is my favorite instrumental song ever. The way it builds up just to tear itself apart is unreal.

 

This chair at work looks like a Walrus right?

 

Absolutely.

 

Between that album at Maybeshewill's Not For Want of Trying, damn

 

I just went to their first and last US show. It was amazing. Absolutely perfect. Gonna miss them so much .

 

Today a coworker was venting to me about her marriage falling apart and I made awkward Chandler jokes like a jerk. But honestly she was calling the other woman a whore repeatedly and saying she wanted to sue her for emotional distress and I was like sis idk how to talk to you rn so...

 

"I just realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

 

A lot of times my coworkers come into my room to gossip or complain to me and even though I feel visibly rude to them they always come back. I do my best to stay out of that shit. I keep to myself and play Picture Cross games on my phone during my preps

 

I wonder how many people complain about how little work I do.

 

I always feel guilty for not always working while at work and doing things like, say, dicking around on Chorus. I've come to the conclusion that it's normal to take breaks for socializing and relaxing every once in a while at an office job though.

Office culture took me so long to get used to lol.

 

I can't quote you a single Friends quote but by God I'll "The Office" quote/situation comparison you to death if you let me(or not even).

I let the Brinks money guy in the office the other day to collect the money from the previous day:

Me: "hows it going broski?"
Him: "meh not too well"
Me: "whys that?"
Him: "man my wife is leaving me and thus going through a divorce"
Me: ".........well that's not fun. Good luck!"