(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 359

The name of the thread
The Aristocrats

 

Got a first date on Thursday.
Feel incredibly relaxed with this girl, totally feel like I'm being myself and not worrying abut what I'm saying or doing. Kissed a bunch and slept beside her on a sofa after a night out at the weekend. Everything is looking pretty promising!

 

My favourite supporting character from Star Wars

 

Last night, I had a dream I had a daughter with some woman and even in my dream I was like, "why is my baby white?"

 

I had a similar dream once.

Except my daughter traveled back in time from the future. She looked half so I was like, "guess your mom is white?"

 

Lunch/date with a Norwegian girl this Saturday, that I met in my grad school class last fall; pretty stoked

 

the previous 2 post reminded me of this:

 

I. Can't. Talk. To. People. I'm resigning for a while in the dating department. Too discouraging. Maybe I should start working out or something.

 

definitely start working out whether you're going to take a break or not

 

I hear ya my dude. I was at the bar the other night and this girl who I always see around town that I think is hella pretty came in and I couldn't even muster up a word

 

And I 2nd the working out motion

 

Ya I really need to get in shape. Been neglecting self care for too long. I'm on a medication that's notorious for weight gain and I'm hoping I can use that to build some mass. Genetics has a lot to do with it but I'm still not at the weight I should be and a lot of that is my fault.

 

there is a girl somewhere in this city that has the old school ceremony "burn this flag" shirt i can only pray that the swipes will be kind to me

 

Time set, table booked, rides all sorted out.
Now I just have to re-main calm for the next 24 hours and try not to imagine every possible way that this date could go wrong.

 

Also definitely start working out. I'm 20kg lighter than I was this time last year. Healthier, fitter and happier. I actually have abs, now as well which is a bit of a confidence booster. Determined to find every opportunity I can to take my top off.

 

Prime time to write some heartfelt tunez, Jacob.

 

I got a recording mic for Christmas and this is the plan haha

 

matched w a girl named annie on tinder and i can't wait to find an appropriate time to drop this:

 

"the date will take place Tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar"

 

Date tonight was perfect.
Bar was great, good food, happened to know a few of the bar tenders, so I got great service and staff discount. Not one moment of awkward silence. Lots of laughs, kissed at the end, second date arranged. Very happy with that.

 

when you finally get out of those few days of contention and it feels like a swig of fresh ice cold water after running a triathlon lol >>>>>

all jokes aside im so glad the headache of the last few weeks has subsided, i love my girl more than life itself but when she gets emotional she almost forgets everything so I'm just here like GIRL YOU KNOW BETTER.... but she chants "I need to see better" so I try and show her but shes too worked up to see so awhile later we finally even out lol.

Love is a chore that may be worth it but jesus, sometimes it's an job that lacks fun in the dog days lmao.

 

I'm not like a corny romance person but im watching Drive Me Crazy again for the zillionth time and I would like someone to sing badly in the car with me. I don't need like leg popping kissing and grand gestures, just sing badly in the car with me and we're good.

 

I saw that movie in the theater opening night and I was the ONLY person in there. I don't know why bc it's such a good movie.

 

fun fact, Drive Me Crazy was written by Veronica Mars' Rob Thomas

 

It's like the literal best movie tbh!!!!