Food • Page 772

red velvet is a lie the lamestream hollywood elite media sold us

 

see, it doesn't really even taste like red velvet to me tho. more like cream cheese

 

I didn't have enough red food coloring once and it turned out hot pink.

 

Cream cheese isn't dessert

 

speak for yourself bro

 

google tells me Red Velvet can get its red from beets, and I'd imagine those could lend a little of their flavor.





now I need to find some cake to eat.

 

red velvet cake only uses a tablespoon or some bullshit* of cocoa powder according to my grandmother


*not an exact quote

 

I've never thought this hard about Red Velvet Cake in my life.

 

i really dont like most cakes

my favorite cake is this cherry pineapple dump cake i make in crockpot

instructions
Dump yellow cake mix, shit load of butter, cherry pie filling, and pineapple chunks into crock pot.

turn crock pot on

wait

eat the cake

 

I def prefer pie. Cake has too much frosting usually.

Someone brought in red velvet cake to work the other day and I ate like three bites before I had to throw it away cause it was too sweet.

 

heck yeah

 

I want a cake with a short skirt and a long jacket

 

I had chocolate covered strawberry oreos last night and they were stupid good.

 

I had blueberry pie.

 

When you try to order French toast but your brain keeps trying to say Fresh Prince.

 

wat

 

Currently eating chocolate chip cookies but I added semi-sweet chocolate chips, milk chocolate chips, and peanut butter chips. Omg they are so good.

 

you are a genius

 

I had all 3 bags of chips in my pantry and I suck at decisions so I just decided to use all 3. For once my failure at decision making payed off!!

 

i've eaten a whole pack of orange tic tacs and didn't feel shit so i'm gonna say no

are orange tic tacs mints?

 

Are you Paulie from Juno?

 

Baking pizza rolls is the only way to prepare them

 

@popdisaster00 Agreed. The microwave can't be trusted with such responsibility.

What kind of sociopath would put walnuts in perfectly good brownie mix.

 

Omg that movie