(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 352

joint FB profiles are some serial killer shit, are just white people shit it's hard to tell sometimes

 

Why'd you say "serial killer shit" twice

 

my cousin and her boyfriend have a joint Facebook account and it's still the weirdest thing ever to see.

 

All my partner knows about chorus is that the absurdist twitter thread is amazing

 

This is what I come to this website to hear

 

My partner is on Chorus and likely reading this

But we definitely don't stalk each other on here or anything and we have other websites we post on separately

 

When people are looking at my laptop with me and ask what the other tabs are I'm like

 

PARTNER: Kiana, what is that tab with the "C" logo on it?
KIANA: Umm
*thinks of what would happen if she explained Chorus.fm*
*closes tab*
KIANA: I'm having an affair

 

Yes that's the one! I can never remember who does what tweet when I don't follow them

 

I hate when that happens!

 

Even if I did have something worth fighting about open on my computer, the fight would inevitably be about the asinine amount of tabs I choose to keep open on my computer.

 

My fight would likely be about the fact that my screen has an asinine amount of fingerprints on it thanks to having toddlers

 

One of the many reasons I can never have children

 

Sad thing is I'd worry more about them seeing the weird shit I screenshot on my phone than flirting on social media.

 

I couldn't worry about anything because at this point pretty much nothing would be surprising

 

"Your only two bookmarks in Safari are Pro Football Focus and a Final Fantasy fanfiction"

 

why are you laughing at this Ian I don't get
I don't either hon

 

*extremely Brad Pitt at the end of SEVEN*
who did the tweet?
WHO DID THE TWEET?!

 

70% of the time this is what my brain is thinking

 

"Why is your most frequently searched term Game of thrones suicide gif?"

"Why does your phone correct fucking to Fucking Dustin?"

At least I know and accept I'm not getting a foot in the door unless they're accepting of strangeness haha.

 

I met my partner on ap lol soooo

 

Maybe I'll find love here. Maybe they'll have "Hurley" and random numbers in their name. Who knows.

 

In the midst of one of my politics thread debates, I've had partners ask,"hey, what are you typing out so intently over there?"
And I'll be like, "I'm just trolling people."

 

Knew I should have put random numbers in my name. I post so much stupid shit on here I'd think any potential chorus romance is an attempt at stealing my identity