(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 345

I get asked if I need a kids menu whenever I eat with my parents. People think I'm young apparently

 

I think I look older than I am and sound younger than I am

 

But you had sex.

Dom, once again you've lost me.

 

People think i'm 20ish, but i'm in my mid 30's.....and I refuse to date anyone under 26.

So I'm lonely, haha.

 

I think I look my age which is boring but true lol. I think sometimes people assume I'm younger cause I'm short. Like adults are all tall or something smh

 

I look really young.

So young that people usually think I'm in high school or college.

 

It is important to have standards and boundaries, Nathaniel.

 

All I can think about right now is your nemesis

 

I think of him every time I don't get carded, all two of those times.

 

I asked the girl I have a crush on what she thought my age was.

She guessed it so I guess I look my age.

 

Tammy 2?

 

I get carded constantly, and would more if I drank, and look 12 on my driver's license, only benefit of facial hair is looking like an adult

 

I get IDed everywhere. The past two times I've been to the movies I was carded as well. Like come the fuck on.

 

Easy to say when you're having sex and breaking said boundaries..



Back on topic, these days I usually follow the age question with something like, nah it's y'all who age terribly.

 

I look my age. If I don't shave for a while, I look like a black captain Picard that got lost in the wilderness, though.

 

Asian or native? I guess you could be white, but it's usually paleish Asians or natives that are told they look a decade or two younger than they really are.

 

Nah, it's y'all who age terribly.

The prophecy is now complete.

 

Teach me things Black Professor X.

 

There are many who age quickly, but it's certainly not a rule.

Wha?

 

I am pale af but I hope my Latina genes really kick in with the aging thing. Prob not cause I have like negative melanin but my gma looks great. Not a wrinkle on her. I need to channel that.

 

White people def. need a sell-by date. It's around thirty-four or so.

Below is a white person after 34:


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I'm white, so just waiting for the day when I start aging rapidly.

 

"below is a white person after 34" im fucken ded

 

Keep the portrait in your attic safe