2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 1258

simp harder

 

holy shit I got a good laugh at that.


Could you imagine someone actually doing that?

 

They also had these like chest tubes attached to me sucking up all sorts of goo outta me after surgery. Getting those out SUCKED, but I still feel like the catheter was worse?

 

where you in the matrix Donnie?

 

also just wanna call attention to this getting no replies

spiff does not read posts and has no respect for the sanctity of the thread

 

how badly did you want to bold those too you little freak

 

patrick is badly triggered by emphasis

 

i dont get why a catheter is needed, just put an adult diaper on me and let me piss

 

hey @JoshIsMediocre what is your opinion of people who Doordash popcorn from movie theaters

 

is that a thing?

 

ive never done it but there have been times where ive considered going to the theater and getting popcorn to bring home for a movie night

 

I mean you don't always get fresh popcorn at the movies so why would you risk getting even less fresh popcorn

 

I can make better popcorns at home.

 

I don’t really like popcorn

 

David Lynch and Bob Uecker both rolling over in their graves at you people right now. Let people live their lives. Maybe they like cold, stale movie theater popcorn. Damn.

At least they're not doordashing pickles from the movie theater

 

we got some kind of oil and seasoning for home popcorn and it is very good. we'll just pop it in a pot on the stove

 

just making stuff up

 

you gotta do the straw trick with the butter machines and get that shit all in the crevices and to the bottom


pause

 

you wish

 

And don't make me come back here again

 

My buddy brings a little container and fills it up with butter and then halfway through the movie opens it up and dumps it onto the remaining popcorn. Insane but also smart.

 

no, no keep going

 

jeff?

 

we get a popcorn and one of the cardboard share boxes. my wife splits it into half, butters both, then puts them back in the bucket

 

this works for me too