(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 294

you get real drunk or high, then you start scribbling drawings with the hand you can't write with (use your feet if ambidextrous), then you take it to your nearest tattoo parlor and ask for whatever that mess of shapes is to be tattooed across your chest. make it high enough so that when you wear a V-neck shirt some of it is showing. and then you go to populated places in your V-neck shirt with partial tattoo showing and stand face to face with strangers, inches away until they notice the tattoo and then the question of "what is it?" burns through them like parts of a microwave through a hot pocket (usually just the edges) until they need to know and ask and then you say, "oh, this old thing? well, it's not much of a story, but one time in Guam..."

 

I maintain my DIY ethos while serving our corporate overlords

 

holy shit. bravo. *slow clap*

 

You would be perfect in Cage Against The Machine

 

My @ChaseTx impression is impeccable

 

Del Monte?! Hunt's?! c'mon Ian

No I have made that joke here before

you give me too much credit

 

I'm oblivious to someone flirting with me. My friends usually point it out and I'm like..

 

I'm entirely oblivious too usually and I've been told apparently people are oblivious to any advances from me too haha

 

In the few times I am flirting, I'm oblivious to the fact that I'm flirting!!

 

I also accidentally flirt sometimes I think

 

My most memorable date was with my friend's bro who is blind. He asked to do the face feel thing and I was like of course. He's feeling around and says, "I guess you didn't wax your mustache for our date.." I died laughing and he was like jkjkjk you don't have a mustache. We dated for like 6 months.

 

did he have a seeing eye dog?

 

Haha when I'm genuinely making an effort it won't sound like I'm flirting at all, and when I don't mean to I flirt. It's not good.

It all worked out though

 

What do you have in mind for that?

I've thought for a while I'd like to get a FF related piece at some point but haven't really made it to even the design/planning phase yet



that's from an artist in this area that someone was telling me about back when I was asking facebook for good local artists

 

This is is the most midwestern set of paragraphs ever.

 

Culvers the goat

 

Maybe I'll go to Culvers

 

I want a Celes tattoo but no idea on design. That design looks amazing

 

a few pages back but talking to strangers here seems less common for whatever reason. i had a guy stop me dead in my tracks a weeks ago started talking to me and i found it quite uncomfortable. first off, he basically started the conversation with how did you get so beautiful whats your secret and i was just like "uhhhh.....beats me." we talked for like 3 mins and i was being nice and he asked for my number to take me out on a date and i said well, i have a boyfriend so i dont think that could be possible. and then he asks for how long and i said "well, seven years." man, i never saw a man run so fast from me after that!

 

I need a date. There's a girl that i've been hooking up with but there's not much else there.

 

now this is stuck in my head

 

Literally every time I see this cute guy I look terrible but he works at the gas station and I'm not about to get made up just to get gas!

Cute gas attendants: another upside to no self serve pumps

 

So after doing the shitty thing I vaguely mentioned, the guy and I haven't talked at all. Which, we have talked every day since we met before that so.... I thought it would be obvious. I stopped snapchatting him/replying to his etc. So friday night at 4 in the morning (I was sleeping) I get a message from him "hey call me when you wake up". So of course I'm like ??? what did he want at 4 am? Does he finally want to ask me why I've been MIA?? etc.
No. Motherfucker wanted to ask for a ride somewhere.

 

wow i return to this thread and things have gotten more wild.

@supernovagirl ditch his ass

@ everyone else: i think i'm going to have to cut off contact with my ex after thanksgiving weekend when she's done watching my dog. it's literally only making me feel used and shitty.

 

That reminds me that there's this cute guy that works at the gas station by my work. half the time I look terrible when I go in and ask for a gas receipt or to buy snacks :/ lol