2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 1079

Sounds like @CarpetElf

 

Lol this is why I chuckle when people complain about the cold and snow of Boston.

Yep it snows 5-10 times a year. In exchange I’ve never worried about a tornado, hurricane, earthquake, mudslide, wildfire, scorpions, firenado or sharknado on my life. I’ll put on a hoodie and not jinx it lol

 

Unfortunately climate change may make you worry about 3 of those things in your lifetime

 

…which three?

 

FLAMING SCORPION TORNADO

 

New band name i called it

 

Actor Steve Guttenberg is using this convenient opportunity to steal cars

 

You cannot tell me grimace didnt do this

 

Hurricanes, tornadoes, mudslides. I’m in northeast Ohio and it’s already changed from no one has seen a tornado to we had 5 last year

 

Yeah i remember growing up significant tornados were rare in the southeast and now it's part of tornado alley

 

Someone's already posted this and I’ve already explained once that my dad had a fish tank and one of the big ass fish jumped out and died in the middle of the night and my dad put it in the toilet but forgot to flush and then we all woke up to my mom screaming at like 6 am to the dead fish in the toilet.

 

lol total daddy grim move

 

Yeah he should be taken out back and shot for that

 

I work with this old dude Andrew that truly can barely work his computer or anything Microsoft office related and he went on a rant this morning about how he has to find a new dentist because his dentist is now asking for his SSN and there’s no way in hell he’s giving them his SSN.

 

There’s gonna be so many of these nothingburger drips of stories trying to justify how bad Kraft blew this

 

who cares that he didnt watch film on a 4 hour plane ride lol

"i cant say ive seen that before" get absolutely over yourself

 

dont care

 

If Jerod Mayo were a real competitor he would be demolishing the lavatory on the flight home

 

the father son and holy ghost

 

When this guy was coming out I thought "awful player but will make a good coach" and now he's a HC candidate my god life is fleeting

 

head outa your ass elf

 

Dammit my head is inside of my ass

 

Remember when Kliff benched Baker Mayfield for Davis Webb