(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 293

We have become a singular unit like the power rangers or transformers

 

haha absolutely, do not do that!

 

"That wait at Ernies was crazy, huh? did your parents live through it?"

"My parents are dead"

*smash my phone, sprint into the sea*

 

Hahaah that tweet.

But seriously, I think the are you still waiting line would be funny.

 

Still waiting in line line is a good one.

 

my relationship with my fiancee and my brother's relationship with his girlfriend are running parallel dealing with the same nonsense from my family for no reason. - I hate to "be that guy" talking against family but my family is very paranoid and not really.... accepting of any way but their own.

just got in an argument (on my brothers behalf this time but since its literally the same shit from them just targeting both our relationships i of course was impassioned from my angle too) cus all I continue to hear is how "Me and my brother are on the wrong path in life." This because my family rather have us stay here and continue to give them money - they dont even give any of our girlfriends past or present a chance. the paranoia and ridiculousness going as far as saying "Your girl is probably a murderer" cus they don't know her (even though I gave them infinite amount of chances to get too) and I was gonna go see he for the first time once we started again after being apart for a few years. It's just in their nature to guilt/shame/mock/disregard/degrade things they don't support and it really makes thing difficult, both in love life to mental health shit to just life/personal growth in general, and im worn out on it.

 

Last time I was at a restaurant waiting for food at the same as someone else I got the angry 400 pound US Cellular worker screaming about how terrible Hillary Clinton is. Clearly, you have a gift. Use wisely.

 

Saying i have a gift there is pretty generous haha. She approached me. i probably wouldn't have tried to talk to her otherwise.

 

I never talk to strangers in the wild. if they approach me I probably shrug them off unknowingly

 

same, plus I can't read symbols/vibes, if someone was flirting with me I wouldn't even know

 

same.

i felt awkward enough asking the drive through girl at Culver's if there is a limit to how many ketchup packets someone can get. it's been a question that has long interested me because at some places asking for an extra condiment cost money (i.e. the garlic sauce at Papa John's is like 75 cents an extra cup and no one can eat a whole large pizza with just one cup) so today i finally asked - mostly because there was no one behind me - but i was worried that she would either think i was trying to be a smart ass or was trying to hit on her, but i was genuinely curious.

and for those who care (i.e. no one other than me) the answer is: there is no limit! she said that she's given out 20 ketchups at one point in time to one person who ordered a meal for maybe 2 people. 20! and they're all free! and in fancy plastic containers and everything (not like Taco Bell or Chinese food sauce packets)! incredible! so much lost revenue! no wonder their food is so expensive for "fast food".

 

There should absolutely be a limit on how many ketchup packets a human being can get and that limit should be 0

 

How does every thread somehow end up having the main topic being ketchup

 

I had a girl at Target once ask to see the rest of my tattoo (half covered my shirt sleeve) and then asked a billion questions about it. i constantly reassured myself that she just really liked tattoos and not me so i did nothing to make sure i didn't look like a dumbass.

I also had a girl at a bakery ask about my tattoo and knew what it was just from the bottom half (shirt sleeve covered it again - it's the cover of Deja Entendu from shoulder to elbow and all around) and then we talked about Brand New for like a half hour while she ignored everyone else in the store. then i was just like, "well, i have to go eat my muffins now. see ya" and walked away having come nowhere close to making a move or a flirtatious whatever-they-call-'em to her.

not to sound like i'm bragging, but i imagine my inability to understand signs and signals and never showing much interest has pissed / confused a good portion of women off.

 

it brings us all together. even if we hate it and each other. it's always there. on the table or in the fridge waiting.

 

...i need to get a tattoo

 

It shouldn't be there

 

I'm being paid by big ketchup personally, Heinz um Heinz all of them

 

You sellout

 

how much does a tattoo cost? how long does it take? i can't draw, do i just go tell someone "listen to The Devil and God" and come up with something that will get girls to talk to me"?

 

i'm patiently waiting for @ChaseTx to come here and say, "hey wait guys, there's too many pages i've missed, let me ketchup"

 

I want a new tattoo but that's very unrelated to dating and I just want one because Final Fantasy is a great series

 

i think we would be able to get a thread ban for him if he did this

 

He's worse than that

It'll be something like "She might have been flirting, Heinzsight is 20-20"