2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 926

I assumed sawmill like the Twin Peaks title sequence

 

I’m already dreading trying to get tickets for Chappell’s next tour but I’m gonna make it happen. I’ll even open a fucking Amex card to get the presale lmao

 

A windmill is much more annoying. What even constitutes a sawmill? Do I just send you all a large saw and hope you get the joke? No thanks

 

Yeah I’ve accepted I probably won’t ever get to see her hahaha, we missed the window cuz it’s gonna be so impossible later

 

I’ll wait til she starts doing state fairs

 

My wife got mad I bought 2 tickets because she “would be too stressed” if we won a billion dollars.

So many people would kill us

 

If it makes her feel better we can volunteer to kill y’all if you don’t win the billion dollars so that it evens out

 

Yeah but think of all the super beefs you could buy

 

This is why you get a lawyer to handle it lol. It can be claimed by a trust or whatever, idk all of the exact details.

 

Only one person can kill you

 

Two people can kill him and his wife though

Checkmate

 

that’s not so many

 

It’s more than they’d want to kill them

 

What if you get killed Julius Caesar style

 

I have two half sisters and they would kill me the second they found out I had money or accepted their FB friend request

 

Good read on what to do if you do win

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/c...appiest_5word_sentence_you_could_hear/chb38xf

 

I would buy Jimbo’s roast beef and seafood so fast

 

See if they’re half sisters they together can equal the one person that kills Donnie @spiffa0

 

Is one a bottom and the other a top or are they a left and a right

 

They ask my dad if he has a will like once a year, and little do they know he has no assets besides a bunch of scally caps he accidentally ordered off Amazon cause he “kept hitting buttons”

 

Ok this is definitely a sex thing

 

Yeah I definitely would not tell anyone until I had an attorney. I’d like to think I would use it responsibly because I don’t think I could go without working, I’d be bored out of my mind. Also I have no desire for an extravagant house or car or whatever. But of course that could all change lmao.

 

A classic post

 

going to use the million dollars to bring in the next generation of chorus shit posters

 

If i won a billy i'd finally send dustin $50