The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 64

They must be from the eastern side of the state

 

Nawww those ppl are on the western side of Oregon and Washington too but they're almost worse because they all have a complex for being the minority viewpoint everyone else dislikes so they're even LOUDER and it's awful for everyone

- signed, someone who has to see giant Trump flags all over Portland and Seattle

 

I’m hanging out at my sister’s place for Thanksgiving weekend and we’re having a King Of The Hill Thanksgiving episode marathon rn. I know Arlen is a completely fictional city, but I’m now once again wondering where Arlen is supposed to be located in Texas?

Most of the big outings they have on the show are in Dallas, so you’d think it was in the Dallas metro area. But in one episode, Kahn mentions that he commutes to Houston for work. Dallas and Houston are 3 hours away from one another…

Hank also made a comment in an episode where when the weather is clear enough, they get the signal for San Antonio’s news channel. But SA is also like, 4 hours from Dallas… And Austin would be before SA too.

My final guess is somewhere here



(I’m bored and thinking way too hard about this)

 

I sometimes randomly think about this too. My last couple mattresses I bought online. Who is buying mattresses at the store anymore? I don't get how these chain brick and mortar mattress stores still exist.

 

Yesterday I saw 3 cars driving in a caravan promoting one of those mattress places that always claim they're having going out of business sales but never go out of business. And I saw the same caravan again hours later in a different area of town so they were truly just wasting gas to do that

 

it’s the American way

 

considering styling my hair with soap so that everytime I touch it my hands get cleaner instead of stickier

 

Godspeed

 

Just saw Valentine’s Day stuff pop up at a local Target. wtf

 

just gets worse every year

 

Also, Christmas is in a week wtf

 

I remember either last year or the year before, I saw Easter candy roll out just days after Christmas was over. Absolutely crazy.

But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Earth’s rotation doesn’t dictate seasons, capitalism does

 

Update: Just went to the Target by my office and they have St. Patrick’s Day stuff out rn. What the hell

 

Not to well actually, but retail stores have dedicated seasonal space, once the current season sells down, they can't just leave the shelves empty and have to backfill with something, it wouldn't make sense to fill the seasonal space with other merchandise that they'll have to move again so they use whatever the next season is.

 

has anyone here ever bought any Bombas socks or Tommy John underwear? I hear they’re both very comfy but I would feel better about trying either if someone here had tried them and had good experiences. I usually buy Jockey boxer briefs and Lacoste socks for the most part (tho I have an array of different brands) and I really just wanna know if either are a good investment or a waste of money

 

I’ve heard good things about bombas

 

I have some Bombas socks, they're high quality and comfortable. I think they run a little small though.

 

duly noted. see that would probably drive me crazy

 

My scale woke up and chose violence today. it asked me if I was still the same person because my weight had fluctuated so much higher. It was honestly so funny because it was so unexpected like I didn't even know that my scale could do that lmao

Some of it was higher muscle mass though so ur girl is getting those gainz

 

YouTube and Twitch and platforms like that should introduce a feature where you can see creators in your metro area. It would be a good way to bring back regional/local focused content. The current Internet is killing regional culture that would be a good step to reverse that.

 

these orbs in the sky are fucking eith me

are they drones? aliens? wtf are they?

worst part is I’m sure we’ll never know the truth

 

You ever think about how death is coming? Like I’m 36 in a month. Since I was 34, I can’t stop thinking about how short this shit is and how I’m not young anymore. It’s so wild that you are young and then you’re just not.

 

I'm way more unprepared for mum dying. She's too tall, at any moment she's one fall away from death and always rushing around. Last week she saw more distracting elves on the train. Luckily she was already sitting down but she was so proud that she didn't get distracted she stood up to try and take a picture she only to have to sit back down realising she had become dangerously close to being distracted.

 

Yeah the older I get and the more people I know who die... Like logically I know death is a thing but processing that everyone I know is slowly dying one by one is a whole other thing.

 

I’m already having a crisis over the fact that I’m turning 30 in two years