2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 769

That's fair.

yeah there was some snark, but I also don't really know if all that activity has translated to anything, so it was also partially a genuine question.

 

hopefully whoever they hire is smart enough to know that

 

We're at the point of the year where there's so many games that don't fuckin' matter. You think I care who is a dawg or dawgshite for the Jets vs Jags???? I'm sure McCorkle was shite. Cowboys vs Panthers??? Hell nah, I got more important things to do like play Marvel Rivals. However, there were games that were important and there was a lot of STINKY ASS things that went on in week 15. Alas, here is who is a DAWG and who is DAWGSHITE and everything in between:




OFFICIAL WEEK 15!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:
Lamar Jackson - IDK THE MVP RACE IS FEELIN’ PRETTY CLOSE!

Josh Allen - He’s so good x4

Jared Goff/Amon-Ra St. Brown - Not much else these two could have done. RIP Lions

Baker Mayfield - RESPECT MY QB

Lil Pup in em:
Jalen Hurts - He did what he does, no turn overs, a rushing TD, and he threw a TD to his big baby receiver so he won’t cry for the rest of the weekend

Jordan Love - Are the Packers good? Are they shit? Idk I don’t read the gameday thread.

Jayden Daniels - Did what you expect your franchise QB to do, win important games (we’ll forget that they almost threw this game)

CJ Stroud - Not the most impressive stat game but an important W

Sam Darnold - He’s gonna get 60 million per year this off season isn’t he

Bo Nix - A great Bo game. Really gave it all, a lil dawg, a lil dawgshite. Gotta love it!

No Dawg in em:
Dan Campbell - The rare coach being added to the list but that offside kick…sometimes you have so much dawg in you that you lose the dawg ya feel me?

Justin Herbert - His WR’s had drops but it’s weird every week is so up and down. Boy is always hurt, just feelsbadmans all around

Sam Howell - Ah, it feels good to put Sam back on the list. I’m sure he’ll get a few more entries before the season is over

Caleb Williams - He needs to paint his nails again. Supposedly, he’s 0-7 when his nails aren’t painted. Please bring them back

Tim Boyle - Idk I feel like he should be put in the dawg in em just for getting a passing TD lol good for Tim!

Russell Wilson - Really want more out of Russ and the Steelers to defeat the potential frauds narrative

The Realm of Dogshite:
Los Angelshite Rams v San Francishite 49ers - *Daniel Larson voice* BOMB YOU, BOMB YOU. KILL YOU, KILL YOU. Like my boy who is locked up rn (Free Daniel), this was football terrorism

De’Shitere Campshite - We all know why he’s here

Kirk Coushite - LOL RIP BOZO YOU CAN’T HURT ME NO MO’. He was gonna have his own section, but he’s made enough money, no special treatment!

Jameshite Winston - The lord has released him from pick 6’s but if he keeps this up, he’s going to be released from the Browns

Will Shitevis - Supposedly his ex-gf was at the game. You’d think he’d be able to perform on camera after this offsea…nvm

Jake Shitenaer - Get this AI lookin’ mufucka away from me

Tua Tagovailshitea - Even though the Texans may be fraudulent, the Dolphins just can’t beat teams that aren’t dogass

Anthony Shiterson - Idk what the Colts do from here. The flashes are flashy but the bad is SOOOOO DOG SHIT

 

what was your damage?

we just got the bill for both our girls plus my wife

Who wants to take a guess on what the grand total is?

 

disrespectful dawg ranking this week

 

Will Shitevis

 

i need to start landman

 

get it together

 

Just want to note that technically the Saints shouldn't have gotten that TD at the end. only reason they did was the ref stopped the clock for 4-5seconds (there were 3 left when Saints spiked the ball), which allowed them the opportunity. time should have run out. /conspiratorial rant

 

you really dont.

 

It only took them 12 weeks to give him 10 targets a game.

They're 1-3.

52-6 loss to Detroit, 23-20 loss to Houston, 10-6 win over Tennessee, and 32-25 loss to the Jets.

 

i hate the internet

 

Was Trev already looking hurt by this point? The first two games were always gonna be difficult.

 

he played in one half of the texans game. My point is that they finally decided to give him ball now that the season is over.

BTJ had his big breakout against Indy in week 5 and then he proceeded to average like 4.5 targets per game over the next 5. It's crazy they didn't decide to scheme for him sooner when he was clearly their best receiver.

 

it took you like 43 hours to come up with that?

 

$150,000

 

going to see Y2K at 3PM

 

close, but

 

Trying to decide if it's worth sending a thank you email to either hiring manager...

 

i hated doing this but i think its one of those stupid ass things that "sets you apart!!!!!!"

 

"thank you so much for dangling this opportunity in front of me uncertain if you'll even offer it to me!!!!"

 

The Drake Maye erasure continues

 

If you use 1 hand to do the sarcastic jerkoff motion while you type the email it's okay to do a thank you email