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Absurdist Twitter • Page 886

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. chewbacca110 Dec 3, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  2. chewbacca110 Dec 3, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  3. youll be fine Dec 3, 2024
    youll be fine

    Trusted Supporter

    Rizzler/Grindr one has me laughing out loud
     
  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 3, 2024
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  6. DaydreamNation Dec 3, 2024
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter





     
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  7. DaydreamNation Dec 3, 2024
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter





     
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  8. DaydreamNation Dec 3, 2024
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter



     
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  9. DaydreamNation Dec 3, 2024
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter



     
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  10. trevorshmevor Dec 3, 2024
    trevorshmevor

    and use a pretty font Prestigious

    Homie with the glasses in the Popeye’s video was definitely about to drop into an accent he’s not allowed to do lol
     
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  11. digitalsea Dec 4, 2024
    digitalsea

    hate my favorite band

     
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  12. chewbacca110 Dec 4, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  13. Zilla Dec 4, 2024
    Zilla

    Trusted Supporter

    So many good ones in the last three pages. Gonna have to space them out so the groupchat I send these to don’t get overwhelmed.
     
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  15. chewbacca110 Dec 5, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  16. fredwordsmith Dec 5, 2024
    fredwordsmith

    Trusted Supporter

    Dog and horse race vs fight got me HOWLIN

    Immediately deploying these into my every day lexicon based on how I am feeling about things I have no stake in
     
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  17. the rural juror Dec 5, 2024
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  18. chewbacca110 Dec 5, 2024
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  19. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 5, 2024
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  20. the rural juror Dec 6, 2024 at 4:27 AM
    the rural juror

    carried in the arms of cheerleaders

     
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  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen Dec 6, 2024 at 10:28 AM
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  22. chewbacca110 Dec 6, 2024 at 11:41 AM
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  24. DaydreamNation Dec 6, 2024 at 11:45 AM
    DaydreamNation

    boat saw god Supporter

    Warmest greetings holy shit ahahahha
     
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  25. David87 Dec 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  26. chewbacca110 Dec 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
    chewbacca110

    "I'll chew on a dog!"





     
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  27. xkaylinh Dec 6, 2024 at 11:27 PM
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    idk what that was even supposed to be. i mean, i definitely know what it looks like. the people who supposedly let that through, what did they think it was?

    edit: OH. it's mittens. duh
     
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  28. digitalsea Dec 7, 2024 at 8:45 AM
    digitalsea

    hate my favorite band

     
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