2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 563

I might be getting a promotion finally

 

Not after we send them this thread, you're not

 

Randall, you spam email, you squeaky cart you absolute itchy sweater, what do you consider the beach, pools, air conditioning etc other than “not enjoying the summer, trying to avoid it.”

yes, I enjoy cold weather more than hot weather. That doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy being comfortably in the middle the most you wobbly table

 

I wouldn't personally call it the northeast, but I also do not care enough at all to call you out on it

 

They'd give me the CEO position if they saw my excellent posts

 

sex thing?

 

With the money I'd be making it'll probably be one

 

this was a well-constructed post. well done david.

 

TMI

 

No such thing as TMI expand your mind knowledge is power etc

 

The Mark I

 

ok

 

zip it billy

 

I had a work meeting yesterday and I did the "post-existing condition" joke when someone brought up the UHC CEO and my work didn't like it but it was very good

 

is this racist?

 

Ain’t nobody at the beach / pool EVERY DAY in the summer it’s people doing cookouts and going to outdoor festivals and shit too hahaha

Idk winter just feels like me and everyone else doesn’t do shit but focus on work and sleep more and wait for it to stop being so fucking cold lol that’s really what makes me think summer is better. As hot as summer can be people still see it as a time to travel and have experiences and go make memories with their friends whereas winter I just associate with being depressed for no reason lol

 

Depends what accent you read it in.

 

And yet you still think you're getting promoted?

 

Definitely it would be to a different team so they'd want me to go over there

 

(I actually don't think I'm getting promoted, but there's a chance which is cool, but I'm not counting on it)

 

Make sure the joke is the first thing you say to the new team

 

as a fat guy in california, winter is fuckin bad ass as hell

 

Keep getting promoted because a team wants you on a different team. Good plan.

 

Being a fat guy in California seems like the most ideal life possible in the US

 

Somehow I end up as CEO and then someone shoots me and someone at UHC makes a joke about it and the cycle goes forever