Chorus.fm Fantasy Football $$$ League 2024 Football • Page 11

Apparently

 

lucky ass Tyreek TD for KJ smh

 

I’m not sure if watching the Bears or the Dolphins has been more painful today but I’ll take that TD.

 

Lemme get 17 more garbage time yards please and thanks

edit: :(

 

PROUD BROCK BOWERS OWNER

can’t believe we all let the TE1 overall slip to round 9 when we all knew he was a generational talent but I’ll TAKE IT

 

Guess people probably felt burned / scared off by Kyle Pitts tho which is fair haha

 

lol Titans gonna make sure I find an early grave this week

Fuck you, clay. always and forever

 

Shitans, IMO

 

Scary Terry, bitches

 

Thought Stroud against the shitbag Jags was a good play. Guess not. Fire Slowik into the sun.

 

please no Kittle or Chubb legacy game and I'll be looking good for a playoff spot

 

Randall gets the W so I think he wraps up a bye assuming he doesn't shit the bed points wise next week

2nd bye still very much up in the air. I think I technically COULD get it, but I also technically could miss entirely lol this league is wild

 

Don’t top two teams get byes? I am 99% sure one of them is mine either way. Even if KJ wins and I lose I’d still have a large cushion over the other possible 9-5 teams

only one who could POTENTIALLY take it from me is Damage… if he wins AND outscores me by 55 points AND KJ wins AND I lose haha

really hoping I can maintain this probably VERY small lead I’ll have over KJ in points without Derrick Henry haha

 

1) Etienne It Doesn’t Even Matter (9-4)
2) Bulldogs (8-5)
3) Damage Inc (8-5)
4) Center Cut (8-5)
5) Mark Davis’ Bowl Cut (7-6)
6) TSLROCKS (7-6)
7) Najee By Nature (7-6)
8) California Conglomeration (7-6)
9) Humongous Melonheads (6-7)
10) Dawg Problems (6-7)

I think Melonheads and Dawg are basically eliminated now - cause even if they win and the 7-6 teams lose - they were already 70 points behind the 6 seed and then TSL, Mark Davis and Najee all outscored them both this week. Let alone, only two of the 7-6 teams can lose because they all play each other lol, so yeah seeds 9 and 10 no longer have a path to the playoffs.

California Conglomeration is even further behind in points, over 100 points behind the lowest scoring team ahead of them. So they can only make it in by record if they win and two of Mark Davis, TSL, Najee lose. HOWEVER, since he plays Najee, and Mark Davis & TSL play each other, that will happen by default if @foolton wins. So AMAZINGLY despite being the second lowest scoring team and having no shot to compete with points, @foolton has a win-and-in scenario LMAO

Damage basically locked up either seed 3 or seed 4 after winning as the clear cut 3rd highest scoring team behind me and KJ, so it’s seeds 5 and 6 left for grabs, and of the two teams currently there only ONE of them will win their matchup against each other and stay in the playoffs. So unfortunately despite great points totals, TSL and Mark Davis are in a lose-and-out scenario.

Center cut has only clinched playoffs becauss the 5 and 6 seed play each other. If they didn’t, then there would be a possible scenario where TSL, Mark Davis and Najee all win and he loses and they all get in over him by points. But that’s functionally impossible because of that matchup forcing at least one of those teams to lose.

@spiffa0 is in a pretty good spot cause as long as he can beat a team that has scored much less than he has, he is automatically in. The 5 and 6 seed have a tough matchup that could go either way

tldr version - seeds 1-4 locked up (with me in one of the byes, KJ has the best shot at keeping the other but Damage or Center Cut can steal if he shits the bed and loses to the 11-seed.) seed 5 will be decided by the game between @xbrokendownx and @TSLROCKS , and seed 6 is decided in the game between @foolton and @spiffa0, in both games the winner locks up a playoff spot and loser goes home.

 

Bro if I get in it will be hilarious lol. Had such a good start to the year and now I’m getting the most fluked out wins of my life. We see what happens

 

we just absolutely love your RB1 being on bye in fuckin Week 14 and your RB3 getting absolutely nerf’d with Pacheco coming back, don’t we chat??

 

LMAO David Njoku gonna fuck around and get 3 TDs and actually put @thechrisformat back into the playoff hunt lmfao

 

my QB, WR2, K, and D are all off, so I feel your pain brother

 

*transaction wire Wednesday*
“I used to pray for times like this”

 

I’m so mad KJ got that cheap Chubb receiving TD I only have a 10 point cushion instead of a 20 point cushion next week that’s gonna be the difference

 

You should be breathing a sigh of relief Jameis stinks out loud and threw that pick at the end and didn’t give it to Chubb at the two for another cheap TD lmao

 

i saw kj's faab and thought, no way he uses all of his faab on this pick this week i should be okay at $54.

 

….where Chris was wrong

if only Pacheco just stayed dead

 

damn and I was hesitant using $42 lmao

thankfully (as of now) I have 3 playable RBs but if one of them gets hurt I am fucked