General Politics XII World • Page 406

Nah he just only cares about himself

 

my vision of Oregon rain and my attempt at a wall

 

when I say small retaining wall, I mean SMALL - it was only maybe 4½ feet tall and came out a few feet from the house. it was only there because there was a basement window in an odd place and I am not a hill creator / retaining wall builder

 

fun fact of the day:

 

Liberal TV viewers now just watching reruns of The West Wing, Veep, and SNL sketches from 2008.

 

Gorka for counterterrorism seems really bad

 

This sketch is so engrained in me as a millenial that i immediately burst out laughing at sight of this gif. Classic.

 

I feel this. As soon as I packed my bags to move I was looking at Raleigh’s housing prices and it chased me out the door. One of my friends worked at SAS in Cary, but took a job near Alexandria, VA. Housing prices was one of the reasons.

Raleigh has a special place in my heart as it’s where I received a lot of my education and many of my closest friends are there. It’s the one place in the US I’d ever consider living…if housing somehow reverses the trend of the last 4 years.

 

When I was a junior in high school my Government teacher had recorded this sketch and wanted to play it back for us in class. It had been out for weeks and my friend and I had memorized every line because we thought it was so hysterical. We used to do things like that with standup, The Simpsons, Arrested Development, etc. and record ourselves doing stupid little sketches. So my teacher was playing it and my friend and I were mouthing along back and forth to each other when he noticed us. He asked if we knew every word of this thing by heart and I said yeah. He then had us come up front and perform it lol. I did Gore because I could do the Darrell Hammond impression pretty well and I can still remember his entire speech about the lockbox and his “friend” Etta Munsen who has every sickness under the sun.

 

I still have the Gore line about squandering the surplus on risky tax plan/lockbox line in my head to this day lol

 

Lol the way he says “BEN-e-fits”. The lockbox is camouflaged and nobody knows its location except the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, himself, and Tipper.

 

US aggressively positioning its military in pre-emptive response to imaginary threat

 

This is pretty cool. It's too bad they're the enemy and we'll have to bomb them. Sorry, world!

 

this is absolutely incredible