2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 388

Please pick me up toilet paper

 

Mean =/

 

Grant, I beg you not to waste time waiting around. Murph is never coming

 

What are the samples?

 

get me a hot dog

 

yea I’m about to eat this chocolate chip cookie and dip, probably take a massive poop before tho

 

Damn they ran out right when you asked, weird

 

i just called theyre bringing out more

 

this is just a lesson to proof read your posts before you fire away

this is making you a better man and a better poster

 

probably true

 

yeah i mean, it probably is true, but thats bad lol

 

hey @Dinkleberg thoughts?

 

The council is very, very excited right now. With the news of Danshite Jones no longer starting, the thought of Tommy DeShiteo has the dogs frothing at the mouth. We are hungry, we NEED to share who is a DAWG and who is DOGSHITE...



OFFICIAL WEEK 11!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):
DAWG IN EM:
Josh Allen - We all know why he’s here. Allen could have had 10 INTs this game and that one play would put him on the DAWG list

Chris Boswell - Rumor is that Boswell is back in the MVP running, he’s got my vote now

Bo Nix - I give up. I’m no longer a hater. This is character development. I am now a BOLIEVER!!!! HERE WE GO BO!!

Jared Goff - Back to form, it was really ez for them innit

Matthew Stafford - Every time I think this team and Stafford is down and out this mfer has a 4 TD or something

Justin Herbert - Can’t believe there’s people that live on this same planet as me that would rather have Derrick Carr than Herby lmao

Lil Pup in em:
Anthony Richardson - Looked like an actual QB Sunday. Maybe development is important? What do I know, I speak to dogs

Sam Darnold - Shitter alert sirens are currently off. Another sub-par game though…the sirens are going OFF

Derrick Carr - Another week of the interim coach buff, doubt it lasts

Jordan Love - You would think this team is 0-11 and maybe they’re frauds but they will still be in it

Drake Maye - Great team loss today, keep losing, get that 1st overall pick and build

Jameis Winston - A Jamis game with close to 400 yards passing and NO INTS? Lucky I’m not feelin’ crazy and put him in the dawg list

Jalen Hurts - A solid performance, not insane but not bad. Lil type shit some may say

Geno Smith - Idk they won, Geno is bound to make at least 2 idiotic plays that would ruin the game for his team but they edged (not sexual) it out

No Dawg in em:
CJ Stroud - Hardest ranking of the week for the council. He didn’t play bad besides the pick but he didn’t play great. Especially against a broken dick team like the Cowboys, you expect more on the box score. Thank god he has Joe Mixon

Patrick Mahomes - Was this fraud finally exposed? No and I’m sure the narrative now will be how this loss is good for them and now they only need to worry about 3-peating and not 3-peating + going undefeated

Jayden Daniels - Starting to look a lil more like a rookie these past few weeks. Deserved no dawg ranking for letting Bo SHITSSSSSSS pass him in my internal ROY rankings

Will Levis - Cool 98 yard touchdown, what else did ya do?!

Lamar Jackson - With the praise Lamar has gotten so far this season, I completely forgot the Ravens have 4 losses. Unacceptable!

Aaron Rodgers - Please retire. It’s pathetic, your fuckin’ eye bags are getting darker by the day. Please re-enter the dark room and find urself

Russell Wilson - While some may say today was a deserving Russhite Wilshite day…I just simply couldn’t

Brock Purdy - Running for his life but this ranking is more for the whole team than Brock himself. Something ain’t right!

The Realm of Dogshite:
Kirk Coushite - We did not Like That this week Kirkshite

McCorkshite (Mac) Jones - lmao. That’s all

Doug Shiterson - How Doug isn’t fired is crazy. Shows how dogshite the Jags really are from the top to the bottom. Get em out!

Evan McShiteson - Remember in 2021 or whatever the fuck year it was when this guy was looking like prime balls made of ice Vinatieri? That’s long gone. Now he’s performing football terrorism like the rest of Joe Burrow’s teammates

Matt Ebershite - I was going to put Caleb with the litter in the lil pups, but I couldn’t. Caleb looked competent and promising BUT THE BEARS WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING WITH THIS GUY COACHING. Doug Shiterson trade for Ebershite, who says no??

Dallas Cowshites - This team and organization is cooked. Truly uninspiring and terrostic football

Justshite Tucker - It’s over. He’s washed. It was a nice run but all good things come to an end

The Remains of Joe Burrow:

We have reached this point. He’s playing at MVP levels but he simply cannot make a single mistake or his team will decide to implode. Joe has lost his smile, my neighbors gotta be pissed (see pic). The vibes are terrible and I bet they won’t pay Ja’Marr because at the end of the day, the Bungholes are a poverty franchise. Maybe the bleached hair was actually bad vibes...HE'S OFFICIALLY DED

 

All’s well that Boswell

 

Justshite Tucker lmao

 

if this idiot would stop fucking concussing himself, maybe we could win something (doubt it lol)

 

don't think i can bark since we were on bye so I'm just nodding respectfully

 

Joes lost his smile oh noooooo

 

Genuinely one of the most baffling players in all of sports

 

joh no :(

 

lmao oh daniel jones is DONE done

 

damn i lost mia vs lv when transcribing (switching computers)

tua was dawg btw

 

Boswell for MVP!