New Girl (FOX) TV Show • Page 39

I still have a notes file on my phone with a couple hundred of my favorite lines from the show. Need a rewatch too

 

Nick received $8,000 from his Dad - Jess: “I’ve never seen somebody burn through money so fast. I mean, look at these shoes, some of these aren’t even his size”


Jess to Nick: “Did you start a corporation? Fat Face?” Nick: “Uhhh, yes” Jess: “You’re getting taxed like crazy” Nick: “I thought I was filing a patent”


Jess: “it’s bobby pins! Not Bobby’s pins!”


Nick, confronting Schmidt about Michael Keaton: “Schmidt, I’m Michael Keaton. I’m the owner of the email address [email protected]”

 

it doesn’t even matter which character the user is talking about. Even Winston’s subdued-yet-flustered delivery is impeccable.

 

well look who it is…raisin!