2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 202

kinda wild that (I think) every team still owns their own 1st round pick for this coming draft

feel like that never happens

 

Yeah pretty sure you're right

 

The council heard there's something important going on today. Lots of barking but they can't distinguish what us mortal humans have to go through day by day. The only thing that's important to them is watching football and deciding who is a DAWG and who is dogshite. Lucky for them, they don't pay taxes or have thumbs. With that being said, I have been provided with the transcription of barks...we will know who was a DAWG and who was DOGSHITE...



OFFICIAL WEEK 9!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:
Joe Burrow - We’ll pretend the pick 6 didn’t happen but this is exactly what you want from a DAWG. We want someone PIST OFF. Yeah, that’s right so mad you can’t even spell words correctly. Frosted tips got Joe feelin’ evil metal

Bryce Young - Listen the stats aren’t going to blow you away, but this is what the definition of a dawg does. When he’s written off, thrown to the side ready to be shot, he gets his opportunity and wins! I don’t think this is going to change anything long-term but our beautiful boy smiled :’D

Jalen Hurts - Post bye week he seems like a completely different quarterback. Good stuff, Go Birds ats

Saquan Barkley - He could have only had 5 yards rushing for the entire day and he would have been on the list

Lamar Jackson - It’s kind of crazy what happens when your wideouts catch the ball tbh

Patrick Mahomes - The injury was clip farming for a cheap pop. I’m not mad. I’m not bitter…

Aaron Rodgers/Garrett Wilson - That first half of offense was borderline football terrorism. Catch was cool, forgot about it already until transcribing the barks. Hopefully this means it won’t as annoying as the OBJ catch (generational catch but I’m tired of it). Also maybe this is the start of the Jets turning things around…probably not xD

Kirk Cousins - Important to show the council that he has the ability to cook against other teams than the Bucs. Anytime the boys get beat I Like That

Josh Allen - Imagine Will Shitevis throwing that go-ahead TD in the fourth. Wait you can’t because he’s shite. Josh Allen is the opposite of shite this season.

Jared Goff - Having a good game outside was important shush any potential dome (not a sex thing) merchant claims. I’m going to say it, but he’s top 2 of my MVDP (Most Valuable DAWG Player) rankings rn.

Lil Pup in em:
Justin Herbert - He’s making Quentin Johnston look like a good WR (sometimes). That alone should win him some kind of award

Jayden Daniels - He’s so good, just give him ROY already.

Daniel Jones - He showed some bark this week, he’s still shite and is gone at the end of the year but gotta give him credit when it’s available

Sam Darnold - Dogass first half but fighting through adversity (buzzword merchant) and showing up in the 2nd half is what matters.

Tua Tagovailoa - Is it safe to say when Tua is back there, the Dolphins are the best shite record team in the NFL?

Drake Maye - That last drive and last play of regulation is what you want to see out of your high draft pick. Sure, they didn’t get the win (for the best tbh) but again, you gotta feel good about the future

Mason Rudolph - As a Rudolph hater, please no questions at this time

No Dawg in em:
Geno Smith - Another reason why the council doesn’t trust anyone anymore. Normally a end of regulation to tie a game would get you pup status but I’m feeling angry for the Seahawks duping the council

Baker Mayfield - Same as above. I think he only had 2 completions to WR’s until the 4th BUT putting that final drive of regulation together is the typa shit you want to see. We still suck and the season is over.

CJ Stroud - The offense looks inept, I’m still a Texans believer but it’s getting harder and harder each week.

Joe Flacco - He looked 39 Sunday night. I still don’t think Shitterson would have given them a better chance to win that game, but that was Not Good.

Jordan Love - He looks hurt, he be throwing Jameis-like interceptions. Should the Packers put in Malik? Imagine saying that like a year ago LMAO

Caleb Williams - He was running for his life and it was just not a good week, but letting Kyler win on x2 XP and Nuketown 24/7 weekend? Disgraceful

Bo Nix - I would like to say, I’m showing much maturity not putting on my hater glasses and calling him Bo Shi…I’ve restrained myself. Bad game against a really good team, these next two weeks for Bo will be interesting

The Realm of Dogshite:
Trevshite Lawrence - I feel for the jagoffs in here. I’m so sorry you have to go through this. Get rid of Doug (not me) and Press reset

Gardner Shiteshew - Imagine being so bad that you get subbed on for Desmond Shidder. That’s all you gotta know about this Raiders season. It’s Joever (not political)

Derrshite Carr - On paper, not a bad looking game to the eye. HOWEVER, Hospital balls, him getting Dennis Allen, the Saints are ass and why the council is so angry after deciding they were good after week 2

Jameshite Winshite - Ah, that’s the Jameis we all know. Time to get Lasik again buddy

Will Shitecard - Missed some inexcusable kicks that could have easily tuned into an L if the colts didn’t suck ass

 

damn, Tua with only 3 incompletions (and 1 was a drop) and he gets lil' pup

tough (but fair!) grading

 

Bark Bark Bark

 

we hanging out in the Politics thread tonight ya'll?!?!

 

Is that a threat

 

why is something going on?

 

I’m poking in and out but Freud made me leave for a few hours

 

also Gardener Shiteshew always gets me

 

If I posted in the politics thread that I just got home from voting and now my wife is making chili I’d get a 3 paragraph why I’m a horrible human

 

Ayyy I'm having chili too

 

Honestly you should try it, I want to know their opinion of how much more of a fascist you are if there are or are not beans in the chili

 

OH SHIT let’s gooooooo. When you’re not expecting it prepare for some unsolicited chili pics

 

I want it stated for the record that even though I am a Texan and Texas is a strong "no beans in chili" state I think chili is good with or without beans and eat both

 

and the correct answer is BEANS.

 

did Jess make it

 

Beans, no beans, it's all good as long as it's not Skyline

 

Nah, this one's on me. Made it Sunday and I've been looking forward to the leftovers. Making some cornbread to go with it tonight.

 

My wife’s making a turkey chili and these are the key ingredients according to her:

Ground turkey
Onions
Spinach
Corn
Beans
Diced Tomatoes

 

hell yeah dudes rock

 

i was talking to a certain coworker yesterday and the topic of me being from new england came up. he asked me if they "have the same money down there"

that guy rocked the vote today