2024-2025 NFL Season II Pink Pony Club Football • Page 50

the birds of prey movie came out

 

sort of got dustin'd adjacent there

 

I don't count it I think you're safe as long as it's a different example

 

I like a couple of songs on that album

that movie was more fun/better than expected

 

It's an okay album I just know fans like to overreact about it so I figured it'd be a fun post

 

Sometimes a dawg has gotta move in silenceWhen others are bringing the BOOM sometimes there's a bit of DOOM. We were in hibernation but that doesn't mean we weren't working, plotting, and deliberating. When people count us out, we thrive and move. We know what kind of power we hold. The council will always prevail. We will always determine who is a dawg and who is dawg shite. And alas...



OFFICIAL WEEK 7!!!! DAWG RANKINGS (EYE TEST):

DAWG IN EM:
Lamar Jackson/Derrick Henry - It feels guaranteed now that if one of em is a dawg, they both a dawg (don’t fact check me). It’s playing Madden UT back there for em.

Jared Goff - I don’t care if he’s a scheme merchant, Ben Johnson merchant, idc!!!!! He’s been slinging his ding-a-ling (not sexual) these past few weeks

Marcus Goatioa - I remember last pre-season people thought this was gonna be it for Marcus after looking like a dumpster in pre-season. Could this be a case of being a Kingsbury merchant or facing Carolina? Idk and idc if Marcus is happy, I’m happy

Sadawg Barkley - Definition of a revenge game. It had to feel good to be Saquon on Sunday

Jalen Hurts - It’s always good to beat a rival and it’s better when your QB doesn’t look like shite. No turnovers, 3 total TDs…dare I say…Go Birds? (Hope ur dates go well Dink)

Trevor Lawrence - Trevor doesn’t lose twice in London!! BTJR seems like he’s Him - is this the turnaround?! Is Trevor going to save my 2021 sports cards investments? Probably not, he and the rest of the QB class screwed me but alas, enjoy this week with the dawgs

Josh Allen - I thought it was photoshopped when I saw that Josh hasn’t thrown an INT at all this season. He was Mr. Arm Punt and I’m intrigued what his final numbers will be

Jordan Love - Honestly think it’s sick that he’s missed 2 games, is tied for most INTs and is still winning because he’s still throwing TDs. Giveth and taketh.

Russell Wilson - I was really looking forward to calling him Russhite Wilshite and I thought that was going to happen after the 1st quarter, but He Cooked.

LIL PUP IN EM:

Kyler Murray - He just looks so cute when he goes on his long TD runs with his bobble-head ass just bobbing around

Sam Darnold - I think I would call this a statement loss. I think many expected a 3 or 4 INT performance whenever the Vikings would take their first L but no, they were in it until the end.

Patrick Mahomes - Honestly week in and week out, it feels wrong putting Patrick in any category other than no dawg but he keeps winning and it doesn’t fuckin’ matter. Life is meaningless. Congrats on the 3-peat

Joe Burrow - He turned up in the third when he needed to, another pretty clean game from Mr. Burrow.

Bo Nix - Every week Bo isn’t in the realm is another two weeks off of my life imho

Geno Smith - Geno needed this, a clean game with no turnovers and some tuddies. Are the vibes back? Also Geno kinda looks like the P Diddler to me, just thought I’d throw that out there.

Mason Rudolph - Honestly should be considered as a No Dawg but I don’t think Will Shitevis scores a TD if he starts so lmao vibes r shit here

Drake Maye - You gotta like what he’s shown so far, team is shite, team is soft (coaches words, not Belicheck’s) but you gotta feel good about Maye

NO DAWG IN EM:
Aaron Rodgers - All we need now Randall Cobb and the subsequent loss because he got no new coach bump or Davante Adams bump

Anthony Richardson - He just won’t ever learn how to slide, huh? Passing still leaves something to be desired and I’m just sounding like a hater but Joe puts up 35+ on these fools imho

Tyler Huntley/Tim Boyle - Combo no dawg, I have no confidence in any player that goes by “snoop” and another named TIM BOYLE. Vibes are shit right, @Floyd? (Madden thread bit, you non gamers won’t understand)

Justin Herbert - Idk something feels awfully stinky to throw 349 yards and score no TDs lol

Kirk Cousins - I Liked That as a Falcons detractor, but I think this was just an off week for Mr. Kirkington

REALM OF DOGSHITE:
Dorishiten Thompshite-Robinshite - He spent 80 years at UCLA and didn’t win shit, people need to stop thinking he has potential. He’s SHIT.

Baker Shitefield - He’s like Jordan Love where when looking at the box score it’s gonna look similar, but when you really look deep into it, the pain his turnovers cause my bowel movements is too extreme. 2 INTs in 3 pass attempts makes me wanna die

Cshite Stroud - Everyone has a lil poopoo on them every once in a while. CJ was still jawin’ even when throwing under 100 yards which shows the inners of a dawg, but he must forget this week.

Danshite Jones - Not a great 2 weeks for Danshite after showing some pup previously. Back to his old ways of being hot garbage and people tweeting about “40 million dollars btw”

Gardner Shiteshew - This has got to be one of the most pathetic QB controversy (if you can even call it that). Antonio still has interim coach vibes, QB’s are shite, plz get Deion and Shedeur in there. Imagine being so shite that they call up Desmond SHITTER

Brock Shitey - When you got to play hero ball when you lose most of ur pro bowlers is kinda tough, huh!!!!!!

Spencer Shitetler - When you look at the box score, you think “huh, not the worst rookie performance” then you scroll further and see the 2 lost fumbles. Then you see the highlights and how he was lucky the most embarrassing fumble for TD was flagged, you really get to see the dogshite ferment. Haener szn soon???

Andy Shiteon/Shite Young - LMAO. That’s all I got

The Piss Burial of DeShite Watson’s Achilles:
Everyone get in line and take a turn (again, not sexual). See ya bozo

(Also rip Godwin’s backwards ankle/foot but we will not piss on you)

 

Punisher is good and I will murder anyone that slanders it!!!

 

Is that what you wanted Dustin?!

 

HES BACK

 

oh HELL YEAH

 

Nailed it thank you

 

WE'RE BACK

 

sorry was busy with work and had to transcribe hours of deliberation (barking)

 

I like the album and the movie is fun.

 

holy shit I got through the intro and the Eagles players and I love this so much lmao

thanks king

 

The dawg ranking is the real return of the king, not bryce young

 

it took me like 5 minutes to figure out who this is referring to lol

 

more time than he deserves

 

I took a tour there but didn’t see any players

 

actual tears

 

Very glad I did this tbh. Jared and I just improved the shit out of two songs already

 

So glad I’ll be on a flight for Bryce’s return