Guys: A Thread About Guys: A Podcast About Guys • Page 38

That Tropic Thunder pull absolutely laid me out but I think my favorite part of the episode was Brian's read of the review that mentioned sausage.

 

Portnoy came to Pittsburgh like a month ago and the one guy who is a giant asshole and said there wasn’t real pizza in Pittsburgh before he moved here shut down his shop because he said his entire goal when opening the place was to get a good score from Portnoy. What a fucking loser.

 

Haha. J/K.

 

@Bryan

 

Shocktober is so good

 

It's Friday bitches

 

"When you watch a black man smoke weed, it's gorgeous."

 

So excited for them to talk about Rover's Morning Glory. Living in Ohio for decades, I've hated that guy forever.

 

No stream tonight, but GUYS LIVE IN VANCOUVER drops on the Patreon in 20 minutes!!!

 

The Flubheads going crazy and the recording were amazing.

 

Also, Chris showing his ass by saying he’s a White Stripes fan and saying he doesn’t know “Girl, You Have No Faith in Medicine.”

 

Woo! Tom SexTom on the pod again today!!

 

Lottery guys (like Casino guys) are the best. I've been watching this dude on YouTube that drives all over town to specific gas stations to buy specific scratch offs because he has a "system" and then he'll spend an entire half hour video scratching off nothing but losers. It rules.

 

I don’t ever buy them, but I love getting scratch offs in a birthday card

When I was a little kid, I went with my aunt to the pharmacy and she bought some scratch offs and let me get one too and I won $100, but said I had to share half with her since she bought it, which felt unfair but made sense in my child brain. My mom was so mad when I mentioned it later lol

 

I’ll buy scratch off every once in a while if I just have cash in my wallet for a while. If there’s a $10 bill in there for a month I’m buying scratch offs.

 

I do the same but only if I have a single. Would never throw away more than that. Probably explains why I never win anything.

 

Ya gotta be playing the $5 ones, you win half your money back!!

 

Comments are incredible. I love that Guys has a cultivated audience.

 

Chris’s post about it got me good.

 

If I won the lottery I’d buy a Honda Jet and fly it into a middle sized city because there’s too much crime in the big cities

 

Incredibly deranged