2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 3490

Probably ought to mask your IP address now as a preemptive measure.

 

I hope Sean learned a valuable lesson. There is no joke you can make that is more absurd than Donnie's actual human life

 

5th grade me attended a school dance and wore some really cool blue silk pants from Walmart.

Towards the end of the night I was “very excited” to be slow dancing with a girl I had a very big crush on.

Because I was wearing some really cool silk pants, it was quite obvious how excited I was during that slow dance, enough where we still talk about it to this day.

 

It was an actual story. I still always think Donnie is just playing around and then lo and behold - real story.

 

The timing is quite perfect. I haven’t seen this girl since prob high school graduation in 2012. Pretty sure she moved to like Illinois for religious nonsense.

However, I am attending a wedding tomorrow and she is literally the maid of honor.

There’s a 100% chance this memory will be talked about tomorrow

 

My wife is gonna love hearing this story like 4 times tomorrow

 

stop going to weddings!!!! didn't you literally go to one last weekend???

 

too many friends!!! just say no!!!!

 

Did you have a giant boner the first time you danced with your wife or no

 

Just don't... let... it happen... again

 

You have an opportunity to do the funniest thing

 

got off work early.

got some breakfast with my coworkers and now I’m heading to the theater to be the only person in my showing for piece by piece.

 

BELIEVE ME I’m sooooooo happy that right now this is our last wedding for an entire year. Unless someone gets goofy and plans it last minute. Thank freakin god

But yeah I was in a wedding last weekend for one my best friends. And now attending another for one of our other friends. She is marrying a kid from our high school so we’re all like fuuuuuuuuuck this is gonna be a high school reunion

 

Give ya $20 to go find a new pair of cool silk pants to wear.

 

Be sure to emphasize to the papers “giant”

 

I always forget Donnie is married because none of these stories add up to happily and successfully married

 

I ran into one (1) high school acquaintance at my sister's wedding a year ago and it was enough to make me regret going to my own sister's wedding so I can't even imagine a wedding like that.

 

I just wanted to know if she'd be jealous

 

I also miss when everything was kevlar-lined.

 

Incredible television. Just guys being dudes. We used to be a proper society where all you needed for a TV show was the pitch "what if we just destroyed shit"

 

I forgot this was one of the theaters with the super nice recliner seats oh this going to be nice

 

What was that one show where they’d compare like a ninja going against a marine or some shit? Great late night college television.

 

That's probably a whole separate show. It likely aired on Spike TV at 11PM.

 

Deadliest Warrior or something