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Jeez-Its come in clutch right when you need a quick little pick me up after sitting thru almost an hour of boring ass singing and chanting and shaming

 

One time my friend and I found bread in the kitchen of our church and ate a bunch of it and I’m pretty sure it was for communion





help am I going to hell

 

It was, which also means, I'm sorry to tell you, yes you are.




I also once did the same thing so I will meet you there and assume we'll be in the same line or?

 

you just boosted your numbers and now you're OP holy

 

that’s a lot of body of Christ

 

every time someone says "body of Christ" in here I say "amen" (pronounced "ah-men") in my head and I can't not do it

 

It can't be a coincidence that we're singling out Haitian migrants just a few years after Trump referred to Haiti as a "shithole".

 

When I went to catholic school, I got in trouble for reflexively saying "May the force be with you" in the "May the lord be with you, and also with you, lift up your hearts blah blah blah cult shit" section.

 

Fellas, should I be concerned that I sometimes hear my boss say to himself while alone in his office, "Okay, Lord..." in kind of an ominous tone? Like, should I be concerned that he's responding to Lord saying, "Kill raaaaaaaady."?

 

I am seeing some right wing crazies now pivot to ignoring or downplaying the cats and dogs allegations and then pivoting to geese and birds. Which I am like are you not the party of guns and hunting and then that is just illegal poaching if its out of season or without a license, which I am not going out on a limb to say that white people probably are the biggest perpetrators of. Which they are basing that all of one picture and some people calling into the police who then can't confirm the calls.

 

Holy shit

 

I gotta say—I don’t get the impression Biden cares if Israel kills Americans

 

The "childless cat lady" thing has officially become for the Dems what "basket of deplorables" was for the GOP in 2016.

 

Is that the Grumpy Cat? RIP to a real one

 

see you there buddy

 

Okay, but seriously, getting real intense "Aubrey Plaza is gonna eat me" vibes from that picture.

 

Don’t worry, no kink shaming in this thread.

 

Where Have All the Town’s Pets Gone? by Red Leo