The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 59

guess my high school wasn’t so bad after all

 

like 7-8 years ago Scheel’s used to somehow sell sports clothing for seemingly every team in every US sport and it was great because it was the only place I could find Oregon Ducks stuff in Wisconsin but it never made any sense to me how much they had of every team and how often the merchandise changed to new stuff. Like, from a business perspective that is a terrible way to make money lol. How many Boise State shirts did they sell a year? Or LA Kings shirts? Texas A&M? New Mexico State? And it just went on and on taking up so much physical space. Was insane.

Was a lot of fun to see it all though and see the different mascots and fonts and such. Miss it since now that company is VERY different with what they sell.

 

Usually silently and awkwardly.

There is kind of an unspoken code in men's rooms where you never use a urinal directly next to someone unless all others are taken. If you pee right next to someone when the urinal a spot away is open it can read as creepy.

 

eye contact at a urinal sounds like instant death

 

I always stare directly at the closest person to me.

 

Imagine trying to take a piss with this fat piece of shit staring at you

 

Fat shaming in 2024, don’t know what else I expected from Flood SMDH

 

I have zero tolerance for walking taste buds

 

one-eye contact sounds worse

 

Christ, this almost made me choke on my lunch LOL

 

couldn’t find the one (if it exists) of Charlie staring at Mac while peeing on him which would have been perfect here but these will have to suffice

 

I turn 36 next week. I feel like 36 should be like one of those special birthdays like 16,18, 21, 50, ect. It's the age where your adulthood is officially longer than your childhood.

 

After you turn 30 I feel like no one cares about your birthday until you hit the decade(?) ones.

 

It seems like after 21, the only significant birthdays are any number that ends in a 0 or a 5.

Unless you were born on a day between 22 and 31, so your golden birthday is somewhere in there

 

The fiery strawberry sprite from bk is gross. I thought it be more strawberry flavor instead of the “spice”

 

Wow, that really hits home. I'm glad I was born on the 26th!

 

I was born the 30th, so I get mine in two years

 

can’t wait for Fall

 

Same. I love summer, but I warmly welcome fall

 

November is my favorite month. I wouldn’t mind it being November now

 

I’ve been saving for a bit with the focus being on buying a house next summer but honestly I’m closer to using that money to live off of for a year or so and saying fuck off to my job vs buying a house. Work sucks and even on ok days like today it still ultimately sucks and is filled with stupidity and while avoiding working for 3-6-9-12-whatever months won’t fix that it at least sounds nice lol

 

Saw this being advertised to me and I've never been so tempted to buy something just out of pure curiosity

 

Triple digit weather in my neck of the woods this week. End me

 

I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know about five girls who would be really mad if they heard me say that

my very real rendition of a Mitch Hedburg joke

 

I was looking at getting into the recent Assassin's Creed games and I randomly had the thought "I wonder if they will ever make an AC game set during the Cold War in the 1960's...oh wait"