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You know, even if the Republicans do take over the country and put us all in forced labor camps, we can do it proudly, knowing that part of it was all because we said a man turned a latex glove inside out and fucked it between the cushions of his couch. And no matter how far we took the joke, it still somehow stayed funny.

 

Just watched the rally. Wow. I'm excited, Kamala chose the right person....Walz is amazing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

Dear God that's when I go to bed on weekends haha. I had to be at work at 8am all last week and I wanted to die getting up at 6:30

 

Just when I couldn't think Walz was more relatable to average middle class American: He is a Pit Mix owner. Shit they might win Ohio

 

I have to wake up at 630 for work and it fucking sucks, though I don’t think it’d kill me as much if my job was a cubical or WFR job. I can sit at a computer all day and write and type and etc on 5-6 hours of sleep, but I have to instead perform and talk for hours every day. I did a good job last year early on of getting to bed earlier but def got worse with it as the school year went on lol

 

He’s just like me—I would gladly be somebody’s VP and have have absolutely no interest in ever being President. Fuck that.

Which also means I’d need to be VP to someone who isn’t super old lol. Let me
Benchwarm and never come into the game please.

 

Gonna need him to drop some prequel meme lines in the campaign or debate.

Moderator: Well technically you can’t do that as Vice President, Governor Walz

Walz: You underestimate my power

 

I still can’t get over that people not only take a guy who calls himself Catturd seriously but also treat him like he’s a real political voice too.

 

Any goodwill I’ve felt today is gone

 

Fucking bleak.

 

I know it’s been said multiple times now, but god it really is wild that just a few weeks ago Trump got shot in the ear and that photo was taken of him pumping his fist in the air while yelling “fight” and the flag was in the background and everything and everyone’s reactions to it were these absolutely defeated “well we’re fucking cooked, it’s so Joever now” comments and it really was Joever and we were fucking cooked and now that seems like a lifetime ago. Oh no! Trump got shot in his little earlobe and he - stretch - anyway, what’s for dinner?

 

lol I just posted it in the Chappell thread before I saw this

 

I think Trump not actually getting shot instantly put a shelf life on that event and once it came out that the shooter was yet another weird white conservative guy, it was over.

 

Apparently that MAGA lady in St. Louis who burned books with a flamethrower and called people and things “weak and gay” lost her race, so small positives

 

David thinks he’s gonn be VP some day lol a real jd Vance type over here

 

Imagine being in so damn deep with your transphobia that you assume ANYONE is trans. I’m also convinced these people also are afraid of the sun and would sacrifice people to appease it if they could.