2024-2025 NFL Season Pink Pony Club [ARCHIVED] • Page 1941

It’s like shower sex. The only people who think shower sex seems good have never actually tried to do it. Newsflash, water has a physical property called cohesion / surface tension that does the opposite of what lube does lol

 

I tried car sex once when I was like 20 and I was like “this is not sexy at all. This is uncomfortable and awkward” lmao

 

randall sometimes you just gotta fuck when you can

 

when you wanna nut you wanna nut Randall

 

Find a tree in the fuckin forest or something! Some shade at least lmaoooo

 

I had a big jeep for like 10 years so car sex was never an issue. shower sex is just not worth it. I dont even like showering with a partner. Lemme just clean myself and sing to myself in peace.

 

Then you blow up the station

 

I once did the deed in the middle of an apple orchard. It was all naturey and shit.

 

you shove an apple up ur butt murph

 

Sorry trying to delete

 

What kind of debauchery did I come into here. No one cares where you’re doing deeds, Murph

 

Not my business

 

yes they do, mark.

 

not the whole thing

 

It’s been rainy and it’s only mid 80s right now but your point stands, it was like a Pontiac sedan too

 

no three today?

 

you dont deserve the honor

 

There’s a huge field behind my house. That’s why I live on a dead end!

 

obviously so why tell them to stop

 

You ever do it in the field josh?

 

Would rather listen to Randall talk about prince st pizza than listen to Murph tell sex stories

 

Just the core, got it

 

this is the meanest thing anyones ever said to me on this website

 

Ok prude

 

I don’t go outside unless I have to (yell at people having sex in a car right by my house)