(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 284

Being in a better place yourself will definitely make dating better. I could never have gotten my girlfriend when I first met her 8 years ago. I wasn't ready. So congrats on getting yourself together and good luck

 

Oh yeah, i know. Still wondering how i got someone here haha. Thanks man! You as well!

 

100% feel you on this :/

 

now I have Fuck and Run by Liz Phair stuck in my head

I don't know if that helps at all haha

 

some of the shit people say on here is gross, not gonna lie. y'all don't get paranoid about infections? shudder.

 

Hell yeah

 

like it has for me...? lol.

 

ya boi is back on the market as of this morning

 

What does this even mean?

 

What do you think I mean? Not sure why it's so hard to understand

 

I think what Lightning is saying is that, it is hard to see some of these posts when you know that everything is temporary and betrayal is inevitable.

 

Don't make me cry

 

It will. I believe that.

 

you're not psychic

 

If you think about it, eating butt is representative of relationships. You're really just consuming a void that will invariably consume you and then shit you out. Just a thought.

 

Didn't say I know it.

 

dom needs to write a book

 

exactly my point, thus, it doesn't make me feel better

 

when my gf was a little girl, a Turkish man tried to offer her family 32 camels for her. wtf

 

I feel you, it really sucks that I can't predict if I'll ever be happy or even if there's something that will make me happy, I'm sorry

 

I recently won a "years worth of free pizza" which turned out to be a coupon book for one free pizza a month, which is awesome. But a years worth of pizza for me is one a week. What I'm trying to say is if anyone is ever in KC, pizza is on me.

who hurt you?

 

No one, actually. I think the best way to have success is to approach everything with hard-earned pessimism.

 

dom is so cool and thoughtful

 

ring shopping is trash, think i'm gonna buy online. seems like the prices are better in terms of rings of near-identical quality

 

whoa!! u doing this??